David Lawrence Konen
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On the article Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon
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On the article Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon
David Lawrence Konen
4:53 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Well, there's the song "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer". The first time I heard this (and I was a bit younger), I nearly LAUGHED so much, I MAY have lost myself with my emotional laughter.
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On the article Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon
David Lawrence Konen
4:51 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
now, THAT's a funny puchline, considering venison is cooked deer.
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On the article Pat Quinn: Worst Governor in One of America's Worst-Run States
David Lawrence Konen
4:46 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Bob, as far as I can think on this, this state may NEVER have the "perfect" governor, for any sort of reasons. I can only hope somebody steps in and decides to be a contender to the office of Governor.
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On the article Is December 21, 2012 the End of the World? Scholars, NASA Say No
David Lawrence Konen
5:25 pm on Monday, December 17, 2012
Jon, you make a good point - however, I think the Y2K hypocrisy was JUST as bad as THIS is about the END of the world. I think we'd just have people acting like "Chicken Little", and saying "the SKY's falling!"
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On the article Caption This! A Talking Horse (Of Course)
David Lawrence Konen
4:56 pm on Monday, December 17, 2012
No doubt you've made SUCH a funny punchline here!! ROFL
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On the article Is December 21, 2012 the End of the World? Scholars, NASA Say No
David Lawrence Konen
4:52 pm on Monday, December 17, 2012
An interesting answer for the kid. Tell him either he gets a haircut, or he'll have to settle for being COMPLETELY BALD.
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On the article Is December 21, 2012 the End of the World? Scholars, NASA Say No
David Lawrence Konen
4:51 pm on Monday, December 17, 2012
ReplyAn interesting reason to tell the kid. Tell him either he gets his hair cut, or he'll be looking COMPLETELY BALD.
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On the article Is December 21, 2012 the End of the World? Scholars, NASA Say No
David Lawrence Konen
4:49 pm on Monday, December 17, 2012
a VERY good point you make here. I almost wonder if we've had HOSTS of idiots who'd TRY to scare us with the END of the world.
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On the article Sunday Comic: A Child's Wish in a Violent World
David Lawrence Konen
9:12 am on Monday, December 17, 2012
ReplySadly, I think Santa would have to think and debate on this issue. Also, I'm sure HE or someone else (who rides with him on his sleigh) would carry a gun to SHOOT anyone who threatens him.
David Lawrence Konen
4:55 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Psst, Rudolph - check the menu, and see if they make any SANTA burgers - if so, order one so you WON'T have to feel so intimidated