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Make Us Laugh: Add the Punchline to Our Comic

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to , who provided this winning punchline to

Ya know what scares people more than a dismal economy and no end in sight??? Clowns.

Norma Schulfer November 16, 2011 at 05:15 PM
"I agree with Michelle, we need to eat more fruits and vegetables."
Terri November 16, 2011 at 05:32 PM
Good one!
Jamie Paicely November 16, 2011 at 05:55 PM
:) I like this one!
lisa martin November 16, 2011 at 07:17 PM
Who are you calling turkey ... turkey?
Jenny C November 16, 2011 at 07:23 PM
Isn't now a good time to push for pork?
Scott Johansen November 16, 2011 at 07:44 PM
If I had been the national bird like Dr. Franklin wanted, you'd all be eating eagle next week!!!
Scott Johansen November 16, 2011 at 07:45 PM
That's right......I'm the Turkish ambassador!!
jt November 16, 2011 at 07:56 PM
I'm the ghost of Christmas future.. Our fates will be the same next fall..
Sheila Stump November 16, 2011 at 08:32 PM
From one turkey to another, I don't know which one of us is gonna get fried next.
Dan November 16, 2011 at 08:34 PM
I hope the american people know which one the turkey is?
Richard DeVries November 16, 2011 at 08:44 PM
Do you have the key to the bathroom?
Dan November 16, 2011 at 09:14 PM
I want to intoduce you to my little friend.
Dan November 16, 2011 at 09:15 PM
Id like to smack the smile off your face. But i dont have any hands.
Dan November 16, 2011 at 09:16 PM
Crap on my carpet again and your dead meat.
Dan November 16, 2011 at 09:19 PM
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY SNOOD AND I WONT MAKE FUN OF YOUR EARS.
Mike Seymour November 16, 2011 at 09:20 PM
Sorry, Mr. Turkey. I wanted to pardon you, but Congress wouldn't pass the bill.
Lee David Schneider November 16, 2011 at 11:42 PM
I beg your pardon.
Maggie November 17, 2011 at 01:39 AM
Turkey: Why is it Mr. President that no one can afford to buy me this Thanksgiving? Obama: Don't worry Mr. Turkey I'll build you a coop in the back and feed you forever.
A.M. November 17, 2011 at 04:59 AM
What?!?! You want to CHANGE places right now?!?! I am going to have to say NO WE CAN'T!!! I'd much rather my density than yours!!!
eastEPresident November 17, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Thank you for saving me this year Mr. President, unfortunately I'm pretty sure we're both cooked next year.
Bug McBride November 17, 2011 at 05:40 PM
Sorry for the short notice, but I am going to need the 24th off.
Russ November 17, 2011 at 07:51 PM
The Republican presidential slate makes me look intelligent,said the turkey.
Christopher Sawyer November 17, 2011 at 08:13 PM
I'm running in November too...
Christopher Sawyer November 17, 2011 at 10:01 PM
"Unemployment is at 9%. They want cooked goose."
Irene Ahern Smith November 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM
"They say we're both turkeys. How come I'm the one they always eat?!"
Anita November 18, 2011 at 03:00 PM
I really like this caption. Clever, clever!
Christopher Sawyer November 18, 2011 at 09:07 PM
"I know what I look like but I AM the bill from the supercommittee!"
John November 20, 2011 at 04:48 PM
Turkey looking into O's ear........hmmmm there really is a black hole, yet i see a light at the end of the tunnel. (almost oxymoronic)
Mike November 21, 2011 at 04:22 AM
What do you mean my pardon depends on congress okaying it?
Dennis Robaugh (Editor) November 22, 2011 at 06:49 AM
Great captions this week. This one seemed timely and clever. Congratulations to our comic caption challenge winner Norma Schulfer. "I agree with Michelle, we need to eat more fruits and vegetables."

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