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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Heath Faubel, who provided the winning punchline to 

I was hoping these Groucho Marx glasses would cure my double vision. I guess he had a different prescription.

Larry meneghini April 4, 2012 at 11:15 pm
"Dont bother...neither team will pass the smell test this year"...
Bob April 5, 2012 at 12:42 am
Move over sox the only ring you are going to have again this year is ring around the collar!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS April 5, 2012 at 01:03 am
I'm sure the opposing first base coach appreciates the Oklahoma fans not storming the field and beating them up though!
james perry April 5, 2012 at 02:23 am
"Whaddup Dawg?"
james perry April 5, 2012 at 02:27 am
This cartoon has gotten more hits than the Cubs will this year.....
james perry April 5, 2012 at 02:39 am
hey brainiac.... outfield 101......it's catching flies.........not fleas
Robert N. Krolczyk April 5, 2012 at 03:40 am
"Pee" on the right leg!
Ryan April 5, 2012 at 04:33 am
"Between both of our teams, it's looking like the dog days of summer will be taken to a whole new level..."
Ryan April 5, 2012 at 05:27 am
"Sigh. This season is going to be ruff for all of us."
Linda April 5, 2012 at 09:17 am
Honestly, I'd rather be a Cubs fan. Then I can dream about more than chasing rabbits!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS April 5, 2012 at 01:14 pm
I would now like to introduce everyone to William Ligue's soul mate. They met in a Simpsons chat room.
Pat F April 5, 2012 at 03:49 pm
Did you know the Cubs are setting another MLB 100 year milestone in 2 years!! Wrigley Field will be over 100 yrs. old and the team hasn't won a World Series in over a 100!! Celebrate that as you have your Foo Foo drinks and Sushi at the OLD OLD OLD ball park!!
Bill Antonitis April 5, 2012 at 05:03 pm
So Cubbie dog, some Patch readers have a lot of idol time to comment on this here cartoon, sort of like the Cubs will have after opening day.
It's me... April 5, 2012 at 08:39 pm
nice
It's me... April 5, 2012 at 08:40 pm
lol
james perry April 6, 2012 at 12:40 am
(sox dog) "Hey Addison..there's only one person who walks more than your owner ......Kerry Wood !!"
James Traut April 9, 2012 at 01:12 pm
I told you Ozzie was a bleepin nut job.
James Traut April 9, 2012 at 01:12 pm
I vote this one.
james perry April 9, 2012 at 02:19 pm
Suprisingly being neutered isn't that bad...I don't miss the two nuts ....guillen and zambrano
james perry April 9, 2012 at 02:27 pm
Old dogs with same old tricks.....meet shut out and blown save
james perry April 9, 2012 at 02:31 pm
Old man Paulie shows he can still hit...even without a Walker.
Resident April 9, 2012 at 02:33 pm
Good one!
Resident April 9, 2012 at 02:35 pm
@CJM: Good one.
Resident April 9, 2012 at 02:38 pm
LOL!
Both Sider April 9, 2012 at 05:31 pm
"Let's give up early this year and get Kane County Cougars season tickets"
Jimmy April 10, 2012 at 02:00 pm
"This sure beats my last gig. I was a seen eye dog for the home plate umpire."
MS April 10, 2012 at 03:53 pm
Say Jasper, what comes after 75?
Why, 76... That's the spirit!
MS April 10, 2012 at 03:57 pm
I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer.
Was it a Bud?
MS April 10, 2012 at 03:59 pm
Baseball Quantum Mechanics:
In a parallel universe, you would be a Met's fan and I would be a Yankees fan...
MS April 10, 2012 at 04:00 pm
You know... nice guys finish last

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Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
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