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Add the Punchline to Our 'Where's Winter?' Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to David Molinari, who provided the winning punchline to 

The last secretary had great legs too but she was always running out of ink.

Frank DeVries February 29, 2012 at 11:28 am
Maybe we can sell'em as pooper scoopers with a bag on the shute
John Meyers February 29, 2012 at 02:36 pm
Are you sure they said this franchise will succeed anyware?
Chester A. Arthur February 29, 2012 at 02:53 pm
"The proof is all around you, we're the best!"
Dee Williams February 29, 2012 at 06:03 pm
Must be global warming. I heard someone say they might have seen Al Gore in town.
alski February 29, 2012 at 06:11 pm
Sales are down. Prices are up. I tell you this business really blows.
Leda February 29, 2012 at 06:20 pm
Snowblower sales this year? Talk about a snowballs chance in hell!!
james perry February 29, 2012 at 06:43 pm
Winter is so late this year,,,,,,this duck is walking south.
james perry February 29, 2012 at 06:52 pm
So he says.. " there's no competition" ." Its a cant miss opportunity". So I sell my house and open up this place in Miami.
Darryl Kowalewski February 29, 2012 at 06:56 pm
Me? Worried? No, I'm salary.
james perry February 29, 2012 at 06:58 pm
It's a long story of how i got to this point......it all goes wrong after meeting with an octopus last week..........
james perry February 29, 2012 at 07:01 pm
I didnt read the contract before i signed it......i thought i was buying a "ShowFlowers" shop..
Bill Antonitis February 29, 2012 at 09:35 pm
Rumor has it that Jane Burn is coning back to run for Mayor again.
Sandy Simester February 29, 2012 at 09:50 pm
I'll get you next year, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Brenda Babjak February 29, 2012 at 11:51 pm
How does "Grassblowers R Us" sound?
neal valente March 1, 2012 at 01:13 am
I guess I really didn't think it through when I accepted the promotion to the Tampa branch.
james perry March 1, 2012 at 03:05 am
I'd give anything to have a nose like hers....Chuck is always giving the men in his cartoons huge honkers...
james perry March 1, 2012 at 03:10 am
"I wonder how the suntan lotion sales are doing at my other business.....A waterslide
theme park in northern Alaska"..
james perry March 1, 2012 at 03:13 am
"Am I drunk ? or is there a duck walking down the sidewalk?"
james perry March 1, 2012 at 03:15 am
"Real comedian that duck is. He said he would buy 2 and to put it on his bill.."
J Chutro March 1, 2012 at 02:40 pm
Maybe they can be retrofit as roto-tillers?
Leda March 1, 2012 at 03:21 pm
I should've been a Meteorologist. I mean, what other job will pay you to be wrong 50% of the time?
Karen Cardinale March 1, 2012 at 03:31 pm
There's always next year...
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS March 1, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Places people, places! This is not a drill! There's a 10% chance of snow tomorrow and this could be the motherload we were waiting for!!!
CJM March 2, 2012 at 12:19 am
Let's paint them green and call them hybrids. There are enough idiots in this village that will fall for that.
walter H. Whitaker March 2, 2012 at 02:56 am
Well, we can always sell 'em during the current political campaigning period as "B.S. Blowers"!
Nancy March 2, 2012 at 01:51 pm
"A duck walks into a snowblower shop......"

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Baba Wawa June 18, 2013 at 07:22 am
Bella Cain was a nice surprise last year for a first-time band last year. Nice to see them backRead More this year.
Colleen McAbee June 18, 2013 at 08:28 am
Disappointed once again to not see 7th heaven on the roster. They have the best vocals out there,Read More even without their lead singer Keith Semple who defected to start a solo act. This band actually gets radio air play. Haven't heard any of the others at Oakfest on the radio.
Dutch Oven Chef June 19, 2013 at 09:38 am
Have any of you whiners ever seen the crowd at OakFest when Infinity is playing?? There are wallRead More to wall people in the tent and out into the grass around the tent! I agree that 7th Heaven was very good as well but maybe their price tag got too high for a neighborhood fest....
Robert Quilico June 11, 2013 at 07:31 am
Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
Stephanie Graniczny June 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm
My email is selv2006@Yahoo.com please email me as soon as you get this
ChiCubs1 June 14, 2013 at 01:29 pm
I hope that you find the owners of that pet! I bring my black Shepherd up there when we go...oneRead More reason I don't let my dog go with neighbors is because neighbors can't control him like we do. The owners should have been more responsible. I'm glad that your daughter is alright and I hope that you find the owners of this dog!
Roxana Agler June 9, 2013 at 05:51 pm
Lisa, give me a sneak peek, I can buy something from you before it starts, got anything for theRead More backyard? Roxana
Dorothy Kennedy (Treasurer, Oak Forest Rotary), Judy Gremer (Owner, Holistic Happenings), Sue Wolf (Secretary, Oak Forest Rotary) and Colleen Kisel (Founder/CEO, Treasure Chest)
Sue A. Wolf June 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
This was a great event. I was honored to be a part of it. If we are able to do this next year, youRead More won't want to miss this event.
Ray June 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm
I dare anyone to name a more dangerous intersection then that. The turn from 147th st west bound toRead More southbound Oak Park is the worst I've seen. One slip and your car goes down a ravine 20 feet. The civil engineer and county people who approved that design should be called out. We NEED HELP!