Add the Punchline to Our Vampire Dogs Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Chris Walker, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Pumpkinhead comic:

You're just lucky I got you out of the field before Carlton Fisk ran you over.

Chronicles of Bob October 31, 2012 at 05:03 PM
Omg... you're supposed to be dead!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS October 31, 2012 at 05:05 PM
Shaping yourself like a cross will not save you from your demise!
Chronicles of Bob October 31, 2012 at 05:37 PM
Listen Teeth, we only want a taste. Did you just call me Teeth?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS October 31, 2012 at 05:41 PM
Ready to come down yet or shall I continue with my pants shrinking powers?
Billable Hours October 31, 2012 at 05:54 PM
Damn it Joy, don't just stand there! Get me a sandwich!
Oak Lawn Lifer October 31, 2012 at 06:51 PM
I haven't seen you this afraid since I told you my mother was coming to town.
Noel Roberts October 31, 2012 at 08:13 PM
Geez Harold, they are only our pets dresses as vampires for Halloween.
Bob Laird October 31, 2012 at 08:37 PM
No, it wasn't the fangs. It was when they said "Ve vant to hump your leg"!
Frank DeVries November 01, 2012 at 12:22 AM
I thought you fed them
Irish Ross November 01, 2012 at 01:05 AM
robert levy November 01, 2012 at 01:38 AM
"Remember those trips to the vet? So do they..."
Leda November 01, 2012 at 03:51 PM
"I told you that watching the 'Halloween Horror Movie Marathon' wasn't a good idea, for Pete's sake Fred; you're afraid of your own pets!"
Debra Alt November 02, 2012 at 01:55 PM
I told you not to eat that blood sausage!


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