Add the Punchline to Our Turkey Comic

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Norma Schulfer, who provided this winning punchline to 

I agree with Michelle, we need to eat more fruits and vegetables.

DLC DAVE November 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM
looks like I will be keeping 4 drunks off the roads this Holiday
Spyder November 23, 2011 at 02:09 PM
Shoulldn't we have "brined" the turkey 1st?
DLC DAVE November 23, 2011 at 02:16 PM
turkey's go gobble gobble gobble,not guzzle guzzle,guzzle
Cori November 23, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Hey guys, I need this more than you do!
Jangs78 November 23, 2011 at 02:23 PM
"Not only is he drinking our wine, but he didnt take off his shoes which is really the upsetting part!"
Sean Mellin November 23, 2011 at 03:01 PM
No, I said last year 'the turkey had a better personality punch drunk', anyway, I don't want to go there this time.
CJM November 23, 2011 at 04:15 PM
I thought *everyone* knew that it's supposed to be WHITE wine with fowl!
DLC DAVE November 23, 2011 at 04:26 PM
*** warning stuffing may contain 12 % alcohol **********
Dan Lambert (Editor) November 23, 2011 at 05:43 PM
I knew buying organic meant the turkey would be fresher, but this is just ridiculous.
Colleen Capola November 23, 2011 at 07:13 PM
"The recipe said marinate, not inebriate...."
Resident November 23, 2011 at 07:47 PM
I like Colleen Capola's caption best!
Dale Bemis November 23, 2011 at 09:53 PM
I think he's trying to settle down the chicken and the duck...........................
Drew Richards November 23, 2011 at 10:07 PM
"I hope that's not a DRY wine!!"
Sean Mellin November 24, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Steve Burke November 24, 2011 at 01:46 PM
I'm relaxing the joints and connective tissue.
Merrit November 24, 2011 at 05:51 PM
"Well, it is a day of sharing after all..."
Colleen Rooney Kelly November 24, 2011 at 05:56 PM
OY...the day I've had! I need this more than you do!!
Ron Wexler November 24, 2011 at 07:57 PM
You should see what the other one is doing at the kids table!
Toren November 24, 2011 at 08:35 PM
Party Fowl!
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) November 24, 2011 at 09:17 PM
It's 5 p.m. somewhere.
Ron Wexler November 24, 2011 at 09:18 PM
Hes so fowl when hes drunk!
Paul Dailing November 25, 2011 at 04:43 AM
Ha! OK, this one gets my vote.
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) November 25, 2011 at 07:25 AM
Ron has my vote!
Ben Feldheim (Editor) November 25, 2011 at 03:53 PM
Nicely done.
Ben Feldheim (Editor) November 25, 2011 at 03:53 PM
Mike Seymour November 30, 2011 at 04:57 AM
Great, there goes our designated driver.


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