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Add the Punchline to Our Polar Bear Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to mac, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Talking Turkey comic:

Then there was the great tofu revolt and the cheers among all turkey folk were great.

deborah November 28, 2012 at 01:38 PM
This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked you to bear with me!
Joel November 28, 2012 at 01:56 PM
Oh Honey, I'm Bi-Polar.
Kim Merikoski November 28, 2012 at 01:59 PM
You told me I could invite anyone except for my mother!
United Methodist Church of New Lenox November 28, 2012 at 02:28 PM
He's thirsty. Do we have a Coke?
Johnny V November 28, 2012 at 02:30 PM
When you sent me to the grocery store for ice, I told a friend while standing at the freezer section, that things at my house have been very cold. This polar bear over heard me, he just told me global warming has kicked him out of his house.
Dinkum November 28, 2012 at 02:38 PM
He says he's the "great white hope" in D2, yet has a snowball's chance in....of winning the special election.
Dan November 28, 2012 at 03:01 PM
This guy is selling Klondike bars to help raise awareness for bipolar disorders.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS November 28, 2012 at 04:19 PM
Just go lay on the floor in front of the fireplace.
Frank DeVries November 28, 2012 at 04:22 PM
you need how much ice for your pool?
Karl Fortner November 28, 2012 at 04:46 PM
Honey! Your mail order do-it-yourself fur coat just arrived.
abby l. hans November 28, 2012 at 05:30 PM
I thought I won a year's supply of Polar Beer.
Sid Barsuk November 28, 2012 at 06:00 PM
He's says he's been in Washington so long, and it's colder there than the North Pole.
Chronicles of Bob November 28, 2012 at 07:07 PM
Just go lay on the floor next to the fireplace.
Bob Laird November 28, 2012 at 07:36 PM
he was campaigning for easter seals, but he ate the seal.
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) November 28, 2012 at 07:48 PM
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Barry O'Barry November 29, 2012 at 01:12 AM
Marge, I think it's time that we address the Bear on the porch now that we took care of the Elephant and Gorilla "in the room"s!!
Debbie Krates November 29, 2012 at 04:06 AM
I told you Frosty Paws puts on weight.....
Pat F November 29, 2012 at 05:08 PM
Another one of your old boyfriends is at the door!!
David Lawrence Konen November 30, 2012 at 12:44 AM
Honey! WHY do we have a polar bear at our front door?
Billable Hours November 30, 2012 at 01:38 AM
I opened the door because he was white.
David Lawrence Konen November 30, 2012 at 01:56 AM
Billable, I think your comment, as well as the others I've seen in this website, has to be a pretty WITTY one (probably wittier than mine). Sincerely yours, David Lawrence Konen
Chronicles of Bob November 30, 2012 at 04:12 AM
He says he left his old neighborhood after all the black bears started moving in. Oh and he wants to borrow some sugar.
David Lawrence Konen November 30, 2012 at 06:33 AM
Bob, your reply is as FUNNY as some of the others I'd seen in this tonight!
David Lawrence Konen November 30, 2012 at 06:36 AM
Greg, I think many of the punchlines many of us (including myself) had supplied have proven to be VERY funny.

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