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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to JR, who provided the winning punchline to 

He's the perfect stock analyst for this bear market.

Emile Bilodeau April 18, 2012 at 06:53 pm
Anything on the menu you want. I'd just avoid the sushi!
Emile Bilodeau April 18, 2012 at 06:59 pm
"I KNOW… you assumed I would look different. Sorry my mom named me Flipper.
Rebecca April 18, 2012 at 07:52 pm
Landshark!!!!!
Billable Hours April 18, 2012 at 08:13 pm
Ok ok ok, I won't say "dolphin", I'm sorry "the D word" again! Bite my head off why don't you....on second thought.......Ugh this date sucks!
james perry April 19, 2012 at 12:50 am
"Do I have tuna breath?"
james perry April 19, 2012 at 01:02 am
Blind date mixup.......Carla thought she was meeting the lead singer from Great White and Terry thought he was meeting a grouper.....
mark hanlon April 19, 2012 at 01:04 am
you're not from Columbia... are you?
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk April 19, 2012 at 01:09 am
"You know what they say about a shark with large fins don't you?"
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk April 19, 2012 at 01:37 am
"Can you believe the server gave me a hard time about their dress code?"
Joel April 19, 2012 at 02:02 am
My business card says I'm a lawyer. I guess the shark part is implied.
James Traut April 19, 2012 at 05:04 pm
I thought you were suppose to serve white wine with fish??
James Traut April 19, 2012 at 06:19 pm
I see they do serve a fine SWF at this restaurant.
James Traut April 19, 2012 at 06:20 pm
I'm sorry I ate your first husband but he made the mistake of thinking he was swimming with the dolphins. (reference cartoon caption won be me back in March)
Leda April 19, 2012 at 07:00 pm
"No offense, but this will be the last time I ask Gordon the fisherman if he can fix me up with a great catch!
james perry April 19, 2012 at 07:38 pm
"Wanna Mako-out?"
Billable Hours April 20, 2012 at 12:37 am
Don't get me wrong I'm glad we finally found a restaurant, but I'm kind of reluctant to eat somewhere that doesn't enforce its No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service policy.
Tom April 20, 2012 at 02:23 am
We should be getting home, the kids have probably disemboweled the babysitter by now.
Chronicles of Bob April 20, 2012 at 12:51 pm
"Yeah, people always tell me I look like Roy Scheider, though I tend to see Brad Pitt in the Mirror"
Chronicles of Bob April 20, 2012 at 01:18 pm
knock knock
(Shark) who's there a shark (Shark) a shark who? a shark who just ate your family and now im going to eat you (Shark) That's offensive, are you a Sharkist?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS April 20, 2012 at 01:36 pm
Yeah yeah yeah so interesting..... is our three minutes up yet? I've had my eye on that seal over there since the speed dating started!
james perry April 20, 2012 at 03:33 pm
"Thanks for making me laugh. My career has been in the toilet ever since Jaws 3D. Can I eat you now?"
Chronicles of Bob April 20, 2012 at 05:10 pm
"So tell me about yourself."
"Well, I'm the lead singer of a alternative rock band, maybe you heard of us, Pearl Jam?" "Wow, i figured you guys all sounded the same but i didnt think you all looked the same too! "
james perry April 20, 2012 at 05:13 pm
My friends told me my date would be a "red hairing"
Chronicles of Bob April 20, 2012 at 05:29 pm
Easily your best one yet.
D Greg April 20, 2012 at 06:07 pm
Is this a reference to "Jaws" - we're gonna need a bigger boat? If so, then very clever
Lori April 20, 2012 at 06:55 pm
So you thought I Said "Card Shark"?
james perry April 20, 2012 at 07:20 pm
Don't they card sharks to get in this place? I bet you slipped the doorman a fin.
Scott Johansen April 23, 2012 at 08:15 pm
yes it was!!
Hoghead April 24, 2012 at 03:32 pm
I'm tired of driving to Orland to eat here. They should open one of these restaurants at 111th & Cicero or 95th & Cicero, right next to the Trader Joe's.
Drew Richards April 24, 2012 at 08:16 pm
Don't roll your eyes at me!!!!!

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