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Add the Punchline to Our Shark Doctor Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to co-winners Jim McGonigal and BRW, who provided the winning punchlines to 

Jim McGonigal:

Senator, I served with Spuds MacKenzie, I knew Spuds MacKenzie, Spuds MacKenzie was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Spuds MacKenzie!

BRW:

Why don't you tell the audience what you did on the rug yesterday.

Bob Carroll February 8, 2012 at 04:33 pm
quit while you're ahead
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:09 pm
What do you mean you thought you were swimming with dolphins?
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:09 pm
Worse case of scaly skin I've ever seen.
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:09 pm
Who went fishing?
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:11 pm
Sir, Shark-skin suits went out of style in the 70's.
DLC DAVE February 8, 2012 at 06:23 pm
they need a box on here where people can vote wheather they like or dont like peoples comments would be lots better I think .
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:29 pm
Agreed Lauren needs to get on that.
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:29 pm
Swollen Shark Tonsils sure do look a lot like my uncle Fred.
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:49 pm
It's official, General Hospital has finally jumped the shark.
Dan Lambert (Editor) February 8, 2012 at 06:51 pm
Don't call PETA, I swear it's a faux shark suit.
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 06:57 pm
Sorry John bad news, you're allergic to fish.
Lauren Traut (Editor) February 8, 2012 at 06:58 pm
You can click "reply" and say whether you like the captions, fellas. :)
DLC DAVE February 8, 2012 at 07:28 pm
even if we click on reply and say we like or dont the votes for the ones liked wont really be added up so what now ???????
Lauren Traut (Editor) February 8, 2012 at 07:30 pm
We notice the comments, Dave. This one's not really a "voting" thing. It's all in good fun. :)
DLC DAVE February 8, 2012 at 07:38 pm
ok then what is this ....
OpinionAdd the Punchline to Our Shark Doctor Cartoon If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print. we were just suggesting that there should be a system where people's votes counted on peoples replies , no biggie .
Lauren Traut (Editor) February 8, 2012 at 07:42 pm
Hi, Dave. The editors pick the winning caption, as stated in the article itself:
"At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution." I hope that clarifies things? Let me know if you have any additional questions.
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 08:02 pm
Thank you Lauren.
James Traut February 8, 2012 at 08:04 pm
So Ralphie it looks like Aunt Clara knitted you another costume this year.
QC February 8, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Tell me, just how long have you been feeling down in the mouth?
Tim Howe February 9, 2012 at 01:26 am
So let me get this straight Captain Keith. You were on a boat called the Time Bandit with a bunch of crab fishermen and Mike Rowe was narrating...
rachael gianares February 9, 2012 at 01:55 pm
"Pending test results, let's just assume you've caught some kind of 'flesh eating' disease."
Christopher Paicely February 9, 2012 at 02:03 pm
Good one, Rachael!
james perry February 9, 2012 at 03:18 pm
Henry's job as a loan shark didnt go as planned.
james perry February 9, 2012 at 03:20 pm
Well, it started when i said "Hey Sharkie, looks like youre wearing lipstick".
Fast forward and here we are.
james perry February 9, 2012 at 03:24 pm
"Aren't you Greg Norman?"
alski February 10, 2012 at 01:10 pm
Like it
alski February 10, 2012 at 01:11 pm
"Yes your symptoms do sound a little fishy....no pun intended"
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS February 10, 2012 at 02:46 pm
Don't think I'm going to need the scope for this one. I can see the gentleman obstructing your airway.
james perry February 10, 2012 at 02:59 pm
Lay off the tv for awhile....no more Shark Week, Jaws, Shark Tank, CardSharks or reruns of CPO Sharkey
Michael Sewall (Editor) February 10, 2012 at 04:03 pm
Twist! I like it, Teammate.

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