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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to who provided this winning punchline to :

You should see what the other one is doing at the kids table!

Frank DeVries November 30, 2011 at 11:43 am
Did anyone else feel they need a raise ?
Joel November 30, 2011 at 01:16 pm
Buuuuurrrp.Oh where are my manners, excuse me.
alski November 30, 2011 at 01:25 pm
Alrighty. If nobody else sees a problem with it then let us proceed.
Janet Virva November 30, 2011 at 01:26 pm
Anyone for another round of poker? Winner take all!!!
Debra McLemore-Matalone November 30, 2011 at 02:37 pm
Now...as I was saying...
Mare November 30, 2011 at 03:16 pm
That's bound to affect our bottom line!
William Byerley November 30, 2011 at 04:00 pm
I told everyone NOT to bring an Apple iPhone into our Google Android meeting.
Lee November 30, 2011 at 04:33 pm
That's what happens when I catch you surfing the web during business hours!
Lauren Traut (Editor) November 30, 2011 at 04:38 pm
HA! Good one, Lee!
Lee November 30, 2011 at 04:52 pm
Team, due to the economy we had to reduce head count, it sucks being low man on the totem pole.
Bill Griffin November 30, 2011 at 05:12 pm
I'm sorry. I guess 'lunch meeting' means something different to humans.
Richard November 30, 2011 at 07:19 pm
All right, before the next meeting, Smith, I want you to replace all the chairs with better-tasting ones! Those are way too dry!
Jane November 30, 2011 at 08:25 pm
Dear Mr. Patrickson,how about the shark says:hey guys i'm gonna eat you!!!!
Randall Gniadecki November 30, 2011 at 08:44 pm
Anybody else need an example of "Efficiency?"
Paul Dailing November 30, 2011 at 09:42 pm
At this company, you're not just my employee. You're my chum.
Joel November 30, 2011 at 10:42 pm
Anybody got floss?
cogwheel December 1, 2011 at 12:06 am
Anyone else have a question that I probably don't want to answer ?
Ryan Fitzpatrick (Editor) December 1, 2011 at 01:12 am
Hi, Jane!
Great comment! Thanks so much for stopping by Patch. It was great talking to all of you kids today. You're the best!
Darin Johnson December 1, 2011 at 04:05 am
So who else thinks a fish fry would be a good fund raiser? anyone?? ANYONE?
Lee December 1, 2011 at 03:54 pm
"Health insurance and AD&D, here's what's NOT covered"
Maya Olson December 3, 2011 at 03:25 am
Hi Mr Ryan. How about the shark says....."Oh...I thought he said "have a great BITE...not have a great NIGHT! My bad!"

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