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Add the Punchline to Our Pigs Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Dan Passarelli, who provided the winning punchline to 

Who's the third wheel now? Hmmmmm?

MyFlossmoorHome August 16, 2012 at 02:38 AM
Really?!... You had to prove you're point!
BOB August 16, 2012 at 02:45 AM
WWEEEEE THESE ARE SURE MUCH MORE FUN THAN THOSE PINWHEELS .....GET GEICO IT PAYS WEEEE
Mary Olson August 16, 2012 at 04:30 AM
Tough on Inside...Touche! BOTH were my first choices as well. Go Cubbies!
lvent August 16, 2012 at 04:32 AM
Look....its the banksters and all of their criminal friends.....!
lvent August 16, 2012 at 04:37 AM
.......its Geithner...Bernanke...Paulson.....Jamie Dimon.......Brian Moynihan......where's CONgress...?
Chronicles of Bob August 16, 2012 at 02:49 PM
Bears!!!
PD August 16, 2012 at 04:03 PM
Not nice!!!!
PD August 16, 2012 at 04:05 PM
JUST WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
QC August 16, 2012 at 04:23 PM
I thought I'd seen everything, but it Looks like the colors for the opposition are red and yellow, Mr Mayor.
Chronicles of Bob August 16, 2012 at 04:38 PM
I just can't believe that they all said yes... You must be something esle... Stud...
sleepygiant August 16, 2012 at 07:37 PM
I am still not going to clean the garage. They're floating not flying.
Billable Hours August 16, 2012 at 09:48 PM
Actually no words were ever exchanged because pigs don't talk, but 80% of communication is nonverbal!
Chronicles of Bob August 16, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Would that be 80% with your pants on or off?
Tired of the B.S. August 16, 2012 at 10:38 PM
your comment started with a remark on poor attendance, then was followed by a jab at to drunken idiots at a Sox game attacking a first base coach. I responded that I agreed with you and mentioned that at least I could see a winning team. Now you say I went "all Mr. Furly on you" and ask if i'm a red-headed stepchild? It's great that the cubs won, but so did the Sox 9 to 5 and still in first by two. How far back is your team? Don't forget to say I should get out of mommies basement or maybe call me a troll next. As far as closing the deal with my girlfriend, My wife and I have two wonderful kids and in the 26 years we've been married, we have managed to close quite a few deals.
Chronicles of Bob August 16, 2012 at 11:53 PM
Wow, tbs is more sensitive than larry dallas...
Billable Hours August 17, 2012 at 12:22 AM
Well that concludes today's segment on Tired of the B.S. I'd like to thank Patch, the editor and chief Mr. Swedberg and our sponser Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago. Thanks to all who tuned in and I think I speak for all of us when I say we now know more about Tired of the B.S. than any of us cared to know. I hope you join us for tomorrow's segment, Tired of people who leave their turning indicator on. Sounding off is Billable Mad Dog Hours and Goodnight Palos.
Billable Hours August 17, 2012 at 12:59 AM
It depends on the situation 100% of the time!
Tired of the B.S. August 17, 2012 at 01:14 AM
Like many, you can dish it out but can't take it. What started as a joke turned into you trying to be insulting and funny and failing in both attempts. Don't quit your day job.
Chronicles of Bob August 17, 2012 at 01:32 AM
Now what if his day job is being funny and insulting? That would be confusing...
Billable Hours August 17, 2012 at 01:47 AM
I don't think we should see each other anymore. We've obviously grown apart. Just so you know it's you not me. I know you'll tell everyone you broke up with me, but anyone who knows you will know that is a lie.
What??? August 17, 2012 at 02:01 AM
Well, Tom and Sandy are as brazen as ever, just grinning ear to ear, but the other three are trying to pretend there not out there.
Tired of the B.S. August 17, 2012 at 02:16 AM
If his job is to be funny and insulting, my advice would be do quit the day job.
Chronicles of Bob August 17, 2012 at 02:35 AM
Ok, im gonna apply for the job... how's this? a girl tells her mom that she wants to marry a whitesox fan. The mother tells her ok, but i heard about those guys. Promise me that when you are intimate with him you never let him flip you over... ok, i promise mom. 5 years later her husband asked her one night if she wanted to flip over? NO! she says. I promised my mom i never would. So then how are we ever gonna have kids?
Tired of the B.S. August 17, 2012 at 02:58 AM
Wow, now I know why you like Billable Hours type of humor. He tell jokes about bestiality and yours include sodomy. That is not humor, that is disgusting. You two deserve each other. I now choose to end my participation in this conversation with both of you.
lvent August 17, 2012 at 03:49 AM
...anybody got a b.b. gun....? Those bankster crooks owe US Gazillions and they are not sneaking away without paying US back. Then they can all take a row boat to China.
MM August 17, 2012 at 02:11 PM
I like James Perry's caption.
4th wright August 19, 2012 at 01:11 PM
How deep can the NASA budget cuts go?
eric nelson August 24, 2012 at 10:59 PM
Do pigs really fly or is that gas!
eric nelson August 24, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Have you tasted the coffee yet cause I see pigs tied to ballons
eric nelson August 24, 2012 at 11:41 PM
Hey Honey is that smell your coffee or the pig's outside

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