Add the Punchline to Our Pharmacy Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tough On the Inside, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Alien Commuter comic:

No offense taken. Some women just aren't into long distance relationships.

John October 10, 2012 at 01:57 PM
Big Pharma is really starting to live up to their name.
Chronicles of Bob October 10, 2012 at 02:19 PM
So explain to me again. Why couldn't I use the drive-thru?
BOB October 10, 2012 at 02:35 PM
better take this big bottle now .who ? knows what 2013will cover if obama wins .... with obama care .
J. K. October 10, 2012 at 03:35 PM
Do you need a bag?
Linda Wood October 10, 2012 at 03:41 PM
We sell a lot of this during teacher's strikes! From: Linda D Wood
alski October 10, 2012 at 03:43 PM
Believe me sir there are only two suppositories in here.
Hoghead October 10, 2012 at 05:11 PM
I know this is a tough pill to swallow......
Kelly Gee October 10, 2012 at 05:57 PM
I see you are now in the doughnut hole Mr. Smith.
Tom October 10, 2012 at 06:27 PM
That's fine, Mr. Armstrong. We'll put these back on the shelf.
Brendan October 10, 2012 at 06:37 PM
I found a place to stick all the Illinois politicians.
Billable Hours October 10, 2012 at 06:46 PM
Isn't it because it's too big? Thought the size of the bottle made that obvious.
Billable Hours October 10, 2012 at 06:49 PM
Thank you miss, I'll rush these Anti Flip Flopping pills to Governor Romney immediately.
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE October 10, 2012 at 06:52 PM
Finally a pill I can wait till I have an erection for 4.5 hours before I have to contact my doctor.
Donna M. Collins October 10, 2012 at 07:48 PM
With our new plan to draw in new customers, we fill 3 years of generic meds instead of 3 weeks.
Chronicles of Bob October 10, 2012 at 08:17 PM
Wait, what are we talking about? Is this still the favorite candy thread.
Dolores October 10, 2012 at 10:42 PM
"This is the new Boeing Limited Edition vial: more legroom on the inside, expanded labels so you can get the whole patient information sheet on it........"
Irish Ross October 10, 2012 at 11:54 PM
OK here it is...Mr. A. Nonymous right?
robin l kamien October 11, 2012 at 12:27 AM
yeah I think OBAMA care should cover this but your neighbor might get mad since their paying for it
Steve October 11, 2012 at 01:27 AM
You should see our jar of Vaseline!
Steve October 11, 2012 at 01:39 AM
"The safety cap offers security to prevent your kids from accessing your medication... By the way, do you own a blow torch?!"
Steve October 11, 2012 at 01:52 AM
"Oh, and make sure you read the label for any potential side effects and I also want to caution you - DO NOT, under any circumstance take these if you'll be driving at any time over the next year!"
Steve October 11, 2012 at 01:57 AM
"Hey Fred, how's it hanging?"
Steve October 11, 2012 at 02:03 AM
"Are you the one with the Rhino?"
Titan Dad October 11, 2012 at 02:51 AM
i just purchased this at the whitney houston estate sale!
Chronicles of Bob October 11, 2012 at 01:07 PM
So, your Doctor gets many calls?
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE October 11, 2012 at 02:06 PM
Not if Mam(m)a is driving the bus! Medical emergency or not, I'll take my chances!!!!
Dutch Oven Chef October 11, 2012 at 02:34 PM
Thank you for using the Sam's Club pharmacy!
Leda October 11, 2012 at 04:42 PM
"Okay, take one dose of reality daily..."
Leda October 16, 2012 at 06:27 PM
"This should last you through 2013 in the U.S., thank you for shopping at Walgreen's, Canada"


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