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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Scott Johansen, who provided the winning punchline to 

I think we're going to need a bigger table!

Chronicles of Bob April 25, 2012 at 06:12 pm
Wow, Sean Hannity and Fox News is a member of the patch. Thank God I'm not an immigrant, black, poor, gay or a woman. Otherwise my opinion may not matter.
Hoghead April 25, 2012 at 06:51 pm
um....Survivor is on that OTHER island.
james perry April 25, 2012 at 07:10 pm
"Stop looking at me like that!! We penguins Do Not taste like chicken!!"
Tim Howe April 25, 2012 at 09:49 pm
Well, I'll be darned. Steve Bartman!
Billable Hours April 25, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Russ, Russ, Russ, Russ, Russ, Russ , Russ , Russ!!!! (TRANSLATION: Um, what?)
joe browne April 26, 2012 at 12:49 am
Penguin: I am going to need you to leave. I've got a girl coming over.
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk April 26, 2012 at 01:33 am
No, I will not play "rock, paper, flipper" with you again!
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk April 26, 2012 at 01:41 am
Penguin: "White Album, Apocalypse Now, and Harry Potter"
Man: "You know, playing the deserted island game is a lot more fun when you not actually on a deserted island"
tech 5 April 26, 2012 at 03:45 am
"Hawks lost--you can shave now"
Chronicles of Bob April 26, 2012 at 01:09 pm
Penguin: "Look at those birds up there, just rubbing it in my face."
Man: "I got my own problems penguin."
Mike April 26, 2012 at 03:38 pm
"So I says to the guy, I says, 'Coconuts? Those aren't coconuts!'"
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 04:01 pm
from Bob Schmidt - "Wilson sent me"
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 04:41 pm
from Bill Chandler - I say swim for it, no balls no blue chips.
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 04:42 pm
from Bill Chandler - Where is the volleyball? We could bump it around...
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 04:42 pm
from Bill Chandler - Cheer up, America said she would be right back...
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 05:10 pm
from Mike Stroud - Taste like chicken.
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 06:07 pm
from Bill Chandler - Hi, my name is Friday.
Leda April 26, 2012 at 06:19 pm
So last week when you were angry and said, that you'd never speak to me again even if we were stranded on a deserted island together, did you really mean it?
Josh S. April 26, 2012 at 07:01 pm
Wanna see another magic trick?
Josh S. April 26, 2012 at 07:03 pm
Hey, I was just passing by, you need anything?
Integrity Carpet & Floor Care April 27, 2012 at 03:28 am
So, tell it to me again...I go directly North from here, turn left and then I'll run into the Brookfield Zoo?
Ooftus Gooftus April 27, 2012 at 12:36 pm
You expected Jimmy Johns?
Ooftus Gooftus April 27, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Can you walk on water? I can.
james perry April 27, 2012 at 02:00 pm
"Ok Warren, please explain The Buffet Rule to me again"
Irene Zamora April 28, 2012 at 11:42 pm
So you didn't book with Travelocity, sorry dude, but I'm not the gnome.
Irene Zamora
Irene Zamora April 28, 2012 at 11:47 pm
So where is Mr. Roarke, and are you Tattoo?
Irene & TAZ
Tom April 29, 2012 at 03:55 am
So it's settled: we're both hallucinating.
james perry April 30, 2012 at 01:09 am
"Wow...So this is the only Kardashian free zone in the world??!!.............its was worth the trip !!!
james perry April 30, 2012 at 01:13 am
"Hey Mister".....How come even with that bright sun ,nothing on this island casts a shadow?"
james perry April 30, 2012 at 01:17 am
"This is awesome!!! Are we the first two in line for the new Apple product?"

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Baba Wawa June 18, 2013 at 07:22 am
Bella Cain was a nice surprise last year for a first-time band last year. Nice to see them backRead More this year.
Colleen McAbee June 18, 2013 at 08:28 am
Disappointed once again to not see 7th heaven on the roster. They have the best vocals out there,Read More even without their lead singer Keith Semple who defected to start a solo act. This band actually gets radio air play. Haven't heard any of the others at Oakfest on the radio.
Dutch Oven Chef June 19, 2013 at 09:38 am
Have any of you whiners ever seen the crowd at OakFest when Infinity is playing?? There are wallRead More to wall people in the tent and out into the grass around the tent! I agree that 7th Heaven was very good as well but maybe their price tag got too high for a neighborhood fest....
Robert Quilico June 11, 2013 at 07:31 am
Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
Stephanie Graniczny June 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm
My email is selv2006@Yahoo.com please email me as soon as you get this
ChiCubs1 June 14, 2013 at 01:29 pm
I hope that you find the owners of that pet! I bring my black Shepherd up there when we go...oneRead More reason I don't let my dog go with neighbors is because neighbors can't control him like we do. The owners should have been more responsible. I'm glad that your daughter is alright and I hope that you find the owners of this dog!
Roxana Agler June 9, 2013 at 05:51 pm
Lisa, give me a sneak peek, I can buy something from you before it starts, got anything for theRead More backyard? Roxana
Dorothy Kennedy (Treasurer, Oak Forest Rotary), Judy Gremer (Owner, Holistic Happenings), Sue Wolf (Secretary, Oak Forest Rotary) and Colleen Kisel (Founder/CEO, Treasure Chest)
Sue A. Wolf June 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
This was a great event. I was honored to be a part of it. If we are able to do this next year, youRead More won't want to miss this event.
Ray June 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm
I dare anyone to name a more dangerous intersection then that. The turn from 147th st west bound toRead More southbound Oak Park is the worst I've seen. One slip and your car goes down a ravine 20 feet. The civil engineer and county people who approved that design should be called out. We NEED HELP!