Add the Punchline to Our Penguin Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Scott Johansen, who provided the winning punchline to 

I think we're going to need a bigger table!

Chronicles of Bob April 25, 2012 at 07:12 PM
Wow, Sean Hannity and Fox News is a member of the patch. Thank God I'm not an immigrant, black, poor, gay or a woman. Otherwise my opinion may not matter.
Hoghead April 25, 2012 at 07:51 PM
um....Survivor is on that OTHER island.
james perry April 25, 2012 at 08:10 PM
"Stop looking at me like that!! We penguins Do Not taste like chicken!!"
Tim Howe April 25, 2012 at 10:49 PM
Well, I'll be darned. Steve Bartman!
Billable Hours April 26, 2012 at 12:53 AM
Russ, Russ, Russ, Russ, Russ, Russ , Russ , Russ!!!! (TRANSLATION: Um, what?)
joe browne April 26, 2012 at 01:49 AM
Penguin: I am going to need you to leave. I've got a girl coming over.
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk April 26, 2012 at 02:33 AM
No, I will not play "rock, paper, flipper" with you again!
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk April 26, 2012 at 02:41 AM
Penguin: "White Album, Apocalypse Now, and Harry Potter" Man: "You know, playing the deserted island game is a lot more fun when you not actually on a deserted island"
tech 5 April 26, 2012 at 04:45 AM
"Hawks lost--you can shave now"
Chronicles of Bob April 26, 2012 at 02:09 PM
Penguin: "Look at those birds up there, just rubbing it in my face." Man: "I got my own problems penguin."
Mike April 26, 2012 at 04:38 PM
"So I says to the guy, I says, 'Coconuts? Those aren't coconuts!'"
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 05:01 PM
from Bob Schmidt - "Wilson sent me"
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 05:41 PM
from Bill Chandler - I say swim for it, no balls no blue chips.
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 05:42 PM
from Bill Chandler - Where is the volleyball? We could bump it around...
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 05:42 PM
from Bill Chandler - Cheer up, America said she would be right back...
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 06:10 PM
from Mike Stroud - Taste like chicken.
James Traut April 26, 2012 at 07:07 PM
from Bill Chandler - Hi, my name is Friday.
Leda April 26, 2012 at 07:19 PM
So last week when you were angry and said, that you'd never speak to me again even if we were stranded on a deserted island together, did you really mean it?
Josh S. April 26, 2012 at 08:01 PM
Wanna see another magic trick?
Josh S. April 26, 2012 at 08:03 PM
Hey, I was just passing by, you need anything?
Integrity Carpet & Floor Care April 27, 2012 at 04:28 AM
So, tell it to me again...I go directly North from here, turn left and then I'll run into the Brookfield Zoo?
Ooftus Gooftus April 27, 2012 at 01:36 PM
You expected Jimmy Johns?
Ooftus Gooftus April 27, 2012 at 01:37 PM
Can you walk on water? I can.
james perry April 27, 2012 at 03:00 PM
"Ok Warren, please explain The Buffet Rule to me again"
Irene Zamora April 29, 2012 at 12:42 AM
So you didn't book with Travelocity, sorry dude, but I'm not the gnome. Irene Zamora
Irene Zamora April 29, 2012 at 12:47 AM
So where is Mr. Roarke, and are you Tattoo? Irene & TAZ
Tom April 29, 2012 at 04:55 AM
So it's settled: we're both hallucinating.
james perry April 30, 2012 at 02:09 AM
"Wow...So this is the only Kardashian free zone in the world??!!.............its was worth the trip !!!
james perry April 30, 2012 at 02:13 AM
"Hey Mister".....How come even with that bright sun ,nothing on this island casts a shadow?"
james perry April 30, 2012 at 02:17 AM
"This is awesome!!! Are we the first two in line for the new Apple product?"


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