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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Nikki Brown, who provided the winning punchline to 

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dee dee May 10, 2012 at 03:30 AM
Well well Ron, come on in, so you've decided not to do that independent thing afer all now?
minnie ha ha May 10, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Why Willard, you're the right height for the job.
David Molinari May 10, 2012 at 01:05 PM
"I'm sorry Barak, you can't be my vice president after i defeat you..maybe France is looking for someone with your portfolio?"
OakLawnBill May 10, 2012 at 01:33 PM
She did say you can see Russia from land here in Alaska, not her backyard. But she has said a lot dumber things, such as death panels.
Sean Knapp May 10, 2012 at 05:55 PM
Hi Mitt! It's your running mate Satan! Stopping by to remind you about the contract we made.
OrlandMom May 10, 2012 at 06:14 PM
Sarah Palin never said that. Actress Tina Fey did while playing the role of Sarah Palin in a Saturday Night Live skit. Get your facts right before leaving stupid comments.
minnie ha ha May 10, 2012 at 07:42 PM
We're finally out of the closet; Thanks Barack
James Traut May 10, 2012 at 08:21 PM
From Mike Stroud - "I'm an Idiot"
James Traut May 10, 2012 at 08:22 PM
From Robert Schmidt - "no thank you Mrs. Palin."
Michael M. May 10, 2012 at 08:59 PM
OrlandMom is correct. And the death panels thing is also correct. Don't worry about death panels, SCOTUS will find the Obamacare unconstitutional.
Michael M. May 10, 2012 at 09:00 PM
Davis Blaine-Pot calling the kettle black. You should at least do a Google search and you would have found out she never said it.
Bill May 11, 2012 at 02:39 AM
Yes. She said you can see Russia from Alaska, and that was her qualifications for international relations. Its on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JXL86v8NoGk
Bill May 11, 2012 at 02:40 AM
Uh uh uhnn.... not without saying the magic passwords - Tea Party!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS May 11, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Good call Big Brother Michael! I did a Google search and it does turn out that Sarah Palin is an idiot!
Chronicles of Bob May 11, 2012 at 02:53 PM
MICHAEL: Why does the Kettle have to be black?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS May 11, 2012 at 03:15 PM
David Blaine I just Googled it and kettles don't have to be black!!!! With my extensive research utilizing Google I found kettles that are red, blue, yellow, silver, copper, brushed nickel, white and green. I even found kettles that were personalized with specific things like "OrlandMom" for example. Google is awesome!
Chronicles of Bob May 11, 2012 at 03:28 PM
Wow! You are a Maverick!
Chronicles of Bob May 11, 2012 at 03:30 PM
lol, nice.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS May 11, 2012 at 04:17 PM
You betcha!
Brent Brambleton May 16, 2012 at 02:38 AM
Can't be Christie...he couldn't fit through the doorway. Perhaps he can be helicoptered in, on the taxpayers' dime, just like he did when he saw his kid's baseball game, for two innings...
Fouad Ali May 30, 2012 at 10:34 PM
Actually no one wishes to be Mitt's running mate. This is a picture of him getting pranked by someone who doesn't quite know how a doorbell works. No? Ok how about this? The caption could be "Welcome to the Republican vice presidential auditions". Get it? Cause he's boring? OK I'll go away now.
Rafiano Juan August 01, 2012 at 03:51 AM
"Is that you Sarah ? Come on in!" Great Comment by Mitt.
Rafiano Juan August 01, 2012 at 03:52 AM
"Is that you Sarah ? Come on in!" Great Comment by Mitt.
lvent August 01, 2012 at 05:21 AM
....first requirement...you must know the secret handshake...second requirement you must agree to kneel at the altar of the FED and agree to enforce all of their fraudulently induced debt contracts by taking everything away from the sheeple..last but not least.. I will need you to make a blood oath to overthrow ....that old goddamned piece of paper.....the U.S. CONSTITUTION.
lvent August 01, 2012 at 06:55 AM
The death panels are just part of the fraud cover up...the next phase of their plan to cover up for massive unsustainable bankster fraud is going to be apocolyptic if these criminals have their way..... These banks have quintillions hidden overseas so any economic collapse is truly meant to entrap and enslave US to their quadrillion dollars in credit derivatives fraud. A mere drop in the bucket for these bank crooks to repay however, they want to use their fraud to enslave all of US....If the collapse happens...they are committing fraud upon the people yet again! Be prepared for their next scam http://moneymorning.com/ob/warning-the-economic-collapse-could-begin-on-aug-1st-2/
Russ August 01, 2012 at 07:42 AM
invent off on another rant, not much to do with the cartoon though.you better start your capitalization now so we understand better.
lvent August 01, 2012 at 07:56 AM
If this fraudulent collapse occurs, the "fix" for this fraud will be COMPLETE COMMUNISM......THEY WANT TO ABOLISH THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AND ALL OF YOUR FREEDOM...THEY WANT A FRAUDULENTLY INDUCED GLOBAL WELFARE STATE...THEY MAY FRAUDULENTLY INDUCE A WAR WITH IRAN OR CREATE ANOTHER DISASTER TO ACHEIVE OUR COMPLIANCE WITH THIS...RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE IN ON THIS.... THEY WILL USE MANY FEAR TACTICS TO GET US TO COMPLY...THEY KNOW THEY MUST FRAUDULENTLY INDUCE OBAMACARE TO FRAUDULENTLY INDUCE the MICROCHIP in the hand through Obamacare..they want no more small business..no more private property ownership...they want a WORLD TAX fraudulent "fix" for massive mortgage and credit derivatives fraud committed by the banksters.....they want to fraudulently induce a vatican gold backed dollar which will lead to a cashless society because without personal wealth of any kind, paper money will become useless...there will be...no more free markets...you will not be able to buy, sell or trade without the microchip mark of the beast...the WORLD BANK MONETARY SYSTEM IS THE BEAST...they will have complete control of your life by these crooks.
lvent August 01, 2012 at 08:49 AM
If the mainstream press did their job...I wouldn't need to be here alerting the people. We all might consider a boycott their Corps...their standing army.
Juvenal August 01, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Please Don't Feed the Trolls. Thanks.
lvent August 01, 2012 at 05:47 PM
Sorry juvenal ...you are the troll. I am just a concerned American who gives a damn. The politicians however, do not.


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