Add the Punchline to Our Little Red Wagon Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Joel, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Polar Bear comic:

Oh honey, I'm Bi-Polar.

deborah December 05, 2012 at 01:55 PM
I'm supporting a local business!
minnie ha ha December 05, 2012 at 02:22 PM
My name is Bill Daley, and I'm running for Congress, would appreciate your support.
Rob P December 05, 2012 at 03:36 PM
Hey look at me! Commuting to work and NO carbon footprint!
James December 05, 2012 at 03:45 PM
What are you looking at? It costs me a bag of cookies to and from work and no jibber jabber on a cell phone while driving
Tom December 05, 2012 at 05:18 PM
My other car is a Big Wheel.
Virginia Chandler December 05, 2012 at 07:53 PM
Fuel prices just got the best of me!
Billable Hours December 05, 2012 at 08:08 PM
Hey, what do you have under the hood? I don't know....maybe an A cup.
Cori December 05, 2012 at 09:13 PM
Well, I had to give up either paying for gas or paying for a driver.
Aaron A December 05, 2012 at 10:51 PM
What's you MPG on the highway in that baby?
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 03:28 AM
I feel SORRY for you, bud! I'm going on a FREE ride, with my daughter taking me!
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 03:29 AM
boy, are YOU so funny!
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 03:31 AM
SO funny, I can understand and relate to this!
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 03:32 AM
Here's ANOTHER funny one!
Mike Fangman December 06, 2012 at 05:21 AM
Oh look, Vera's mommy is taking him for a ride.
JoAnne Poppie December 06, 2012 at 04:45 PM
Oh crap, is this the multiple rider lane?
dawn December 06, 2012 at 08:33 PM
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 09:00 PM
Dawn, your punchline is JUST as funny, if not FUNNIER, than mine!
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 09:44 PM
a VERY funny punchline, at best!
David Lawrence Konen December 06, 2012 at 09:56 PM
a FUNNY one, my good friend - you reminded me of how my mother would drive to work WITH me in the car, so she could use the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lane in Houston. I think this was ONE was traffic in Houston lessened.
dawn December 07, 2012 at 02:34 PM
Ah thank you Dave!
David Lawrence Konen December 07, 2012 at 06:22 PM
Your very welcome, Dawn - about the ONLY problem is, I can't drive because of problems I have which are related to seizures. I've been riding bikes for quite a while, only until recently, when my left hip became SO uncomfortable riding on bikes.
BigFatTrouble December 07, 2012 at 07:17 PM
What's the matter? You never heard of the wagon lane!
BigFatTrouble December 07, 2012 at 07:48 PM
Just slipping on by on LSD Friday night trouble bound.
eliyoyo December 07, 2012 at 08:13 PM
Bob Laird December 07, 2012 at 09:12 PM
I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide.
dawn December 08, 2012 at 11:16 PM
@dave, yeah driving a car and having a seizure isn't good, I have seen it before on my job (paramedic). I started riding a bike and it hurts my butt bone! Lol I need a good seat . Well good luck to you.
David Lawrence Konen December 09, 2012 at 07:41 AM
TELL ME ABOUT THIS. I remember someone who was also named David who worked as a shift manager at a Taco Bell, and I had heard HE was driving a car. Had made me think he was just a "walking time bomb" since I'm sure someday, he'll get into some accident, and be detained by an officer. As for bike seats, usually the BEST thing to do is to put a gel-pack insert (I believe) ON the seat, stretching it so that it would FIT the size of the seat. THAT way, you'd feel a bit more comfortable as you rode bikes.
dawn December 13, 2012 at 04:02 PM
So who won this one? I can't find the results


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