Add the Punchline to Our Firecracker Nose Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Randy Anderson, who provided the winning punchline to 

I'd like to welcome everyone to the roast of Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

james perry July 06, 2012 at 03:02 PM
I understand your confusion Johnny,but, thats used for hemorrhoid relief ....not for a stuffy nose
Tom July 07, 2012 at 02:35 PM
"It's all fun and games until someone blows their nose off."
Leda July 10, 2012 at 04:08 PM
I gotta admit, I'm curious as to what you would do for the firework finale?
Irish Ross July 11, 2012 at 01:23 AM
I said quit smoking
eric nelson August 26, 2012 at 07:30 PM
my brother suggested I use a fire cracker to clear my sinus


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