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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Randy Anderson, who provided the winning punchline to 

I'd like to welcome everyone to the roast of Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

MC July 04, 2012 at 01:13 PM
Your nose better start running!
Carl Dean Cavitt July 04, 2012 at 01:33 PM
This new treatment is a blast.
Billable Hours July 04, 2012 at 02:20 PM
Didn't you say there were two stuck fireworks? Go get the rubber gloves Doc.
Danny Friend July 04, 2012 at 02:33 PM
Oh sure, it'll clear out your sinuses, and your brains too. Oh, forgot, you've done this before.
RDF July 04, 2012 at 03:11 PM
That's not what I meant when I said "Blow your nose."
Tony Neal July 04, 2012 at 03:56 PM
Obamacare doesn't kick in until 2014. Until then we are stuck with the status quo.
Geoff Shive July 04, 2012 at 04:37 PM
This is the only way your insurance will cover plastic surgery.
CM July 04, 2012 at 06:36 PM
Wait for it....
Don Pointer July 04, 2012 at 09:11 PM
"You know Bob, this would be legal in Indiana!"
Auto Batteries Inc. July 04, 2012 at 09:17 PM
Dr: What seems to be the problem today? Patient: It hurts when I "blow"!
Bill Brushaber July 05, 2012 at 12:19 AM
Wait! Doc, I ain'tpaid my co-pay yet
Frank DeVries July 05, 2012 at 01:44 AM
I told you not to put your nose in where it don't belong
Jacqueline Dixon July 05, 2012 at 04:34 AM
When they say that you can sometimes run into a celebrity with a little blow hanging out of their nose, this is not what they meant. This is a cry for help!
Becky July 05, 2012 at 06:24 AM
LOL!!! OMG I laughed out loud at this one!! Good job :D
Becky July 05, 2012 at 06:25 AM
Hahaha!! That was great! LOL!!!
Leda July 05, 2012 at 02:55 PM
Well, that's one way to get a nose reduction.
Hernendo RevolveR July 05, 2012 at 03:41 PM
This thing smells like ash!
Raymond Stawick July 05, 2012 at 03:46 PM
Since I can't quick smoking due to qaddiction and the state increasing the tax $1.00 a pack I might as well blow my face off
Randy Anderson July 05, 2012 at 04:42 PM
Hey Brad, I see Linda left you alone with the kids again.
Grumpa Joe July 05, 2012 at 04:50 PM
It's the latest low-cost O-Care treatment to clear your sinuses.
Cathleen July 05, 2012 at 10:11 PM
The nurse will take your vitals... ...and I'll be back in..mmm.... ... a minute.
patricia zadakus July 06, 2012 at 01:56 AM
are you sure this is one of your old birthday candles?
james perry July 06, 2012 at 02:49 PM
Well son..if my mom dressed me like that,i'd try to blow my brains out too.
james perry July 06, 2012 at 02:51 PM
It was a million to one shot Doc.......a milion to one
james perry July 06, 2012 at 02:52 PM
Aren't you Krazy Kaplan's kid?
james perry July 06, 2012 at 03:02 PM
I understand your confusion Johnny,but, thats used for hemorrhoid relief ....not for a stuffy nose
Tom July 07, 2012 at 02:35 PM
"It's all fun and games until someone blows their nose off."
Leda July 10, 2012 at 04:08 PM
I gotta admit, I'm curious as to what you would do for the firework finale?
Irish Ross July 11, 2012 at 01:23 AM
I said quit smoking
eric nelson August 26, 2012 at 07:30 PM
my brother suggested I use a fire cracker to clear my sinus


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