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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Robert Levy, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Vampire Dogs comic:

Remember those trips to the vet? So do they ...

Billable Hours November 7, 2012 at 01:11 pm
Do we still have that 2:30 appointment to get John's anal glands drained?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS November 7, 2012 at 02:58 pm
That was embarrassing! I thought Frank was never going to stop humping that woman!
Chronicles of Bob November 7, 2012 at 03:06 pm
Heath just dosen't want holloween to end.
Chronicles of Bob November 7, 2012 at 03:07 pm
You dirty little brunette, have you ever been with a dog?
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE November 7, 2012 at 03:35 pm
No, good old Jerry is a mutt. He's French, Italian and German.
David Oliver Mieras November 7, 2012 at 03:41 pm
"You're going to get me another dog house, right?
Billable Hours November 7, 2012 at 03:41 pm
No he's not, but everyone thinks he's Polish because of how often he licks his butt.
David Oliver Mieras November 7, 2012 at 03:42 pm
"You are going to get me another dog house, right?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS November 7, 2012 at 03:53 pm
Last time he makes a bet with me! I told him Obama was going to get re-elected, but what did I know? I'm just a dog he said.
Chronicles of Bob November 7, 2012 at 04:01 pm
Well you see, he thought coming to a dog park would be a great place to meet women.
Stack November 7, 2012 at 05:35 pm
I bit Billable Hours and that is the reason I often lick my butt!!
Stack November 7, 2012 at 05:43 pm
Hi ma'am! This is my dog Billable Hours. He is a special dog. He just got home from school and his daily ride on the short bus. He is dumb as a stump but we keep him because no one else will take him.
Billable Hours November 7, 2012 at 05:54 pm
LIKE!!!!!!!
Billable Hours November 7, 2012 at 05:58 pm
Winner!
Jennifer November 7, 2012 at 08:01 pm
Careful Mam, he piddles when excited
Despiser of Obama November 8, 2012 at 02:59 am
I bet he can't lick himself like I can.
dale evans November 8, 2012 at 03:04 am
" So... Is this your first time be cuckolded by a dog? "
M Jennings November 8, 2012 at 08:10 pm
How could he not be a great drug sniffing dog with a nose like that?!?!
Mel O. November 9, 2012 at 12:14 am
Good thing he wears Depends, I forgot the baggies.
Stephen B. Siefferman DDS November 9, 2012 at 11:18 am
Oh yes...he loves his walks. He sniffs everything in site , and he loves to chase squirrels and bunnies.
Billable Hours November 9, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Where's all the bitches? That's the only reason I walk Stack here is for all the hot bitches! (talking about female dogs obviously)
Mike Nowakowski November 21, 2012 at 04:50 pm
Back off!!! We're potty training...
mac December 16, 2012 at 07:26 pm
She is so mad that just moving into my house wasnt enough

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