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Add the Punchline to Our Dog Therapy Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tom, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Bedtime Story comic:

I told you: Clean your room, or else.

james perry September 19, 2012 at 12:47 PM
"Again with the mother questions.....yes,yes....she is such a ...B.."..(sorry thats too easy)
james perry September 19, 2012 at 12:48 PM
"My life has lost meaning ever since I finally caught my tail"
james perry September 19, 2012 at 12:52 PM
"Then she says lets try something different and now I cant stop thinking about it. Doc. have you ever heard about the missionary postion?"
Darnell September 19, 2012 at 12:54 PM
I love it but boy are you in trouble with Patch!!!
james perry September 19, 2012 at 12:55 PM
I'm paying you 75 dollars an hour and all you can say is .."Because You Can ?!?!"
Donna H September 19, 2012 at 01:09 PM
I'm so dogone depressed my tail hasn't wagged in weeks.....
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE September 19, 2012 at 01:27 PM
It's so frustrating seeing a dog in the mirror everyday, when I know deep down I'm a cat on the inside.
Penelope M. Klyber September 19, 2012 at 01:45 PM
I don't understand, Doc. They keep talking to me, but it's as if they are speaking Greek!
Penelope M. Klyber September 19, 2012 at 02:00 PM
The cat doesn't understand me!
O.L. Taxpayer September 19, 2012 at 03:21 PM
So I bring them the tennis ball and they are like " thats a good boy" then they just throw it again. What do they want from me?
Marybeth Sadlik Majestic Portrait September 19, 2012 at 04:21 PM
I just feel...so........misunderstood.
Greg Goetz September 19, 2012 at 04:32 PM
Sometimes i feel like im just chasing my tail out there
Leda September 19, 2012 at 04:51 PM
They used to do everything with me, until that baby came along. Now they don't even know I exist.
James Traut September 19, 2012 at 05:47 PM
It all began when I applied for the position of Beau the first dog.
James Traut September 19, 2012 at 05:47 PM
As far back as I can remember my mom was a bitch.
Greg September 19, 2012 at 06:41 PM
Doc It still bothers me. How come I can't be on TV like Tom and Jerry
DLC DAVE September 19, 2012 at 07:41 PM
yep it's pretty much a dog eat dog world out there .
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS September 19, 2012 at 07:50 PM
....and right before all the people at the Chinese restaurant eat me, I wake up! What does it mean Doc? What does it mean?
James Traut September 19, 2012 at 09:52 PM
For some reason when I am with you I feel as inadequate as a butt sniffer.
Irish Ross September 19, 2012 at 10:05 PM
...and not only THAT! They refuse to accept my traditions as a Muslim!
Kathleen R. September 20, 2012 at 12:39 AM
It`s my self esteem, Doc. I have a recurring dream of Elvis singing "You ain`t nothin' but a hound dog" to me.
Velia Zager September 20, 2012 at 02:03 AM
I have a fear of being strapped to the roof of a station wagon.
Rob Esquivel September 20, 2012 at 02:17 AM
It's awful. Every time I fall asleep the nightmare picks up right where it left off...Michael Vick's backyard.
Chronicles of Bob September 20, 2012 at 05:52 PM
Now this is funny... so probably wont win...
Chronicles of Bob September 20, 2012 at 05:55 PM
Wait, what did you just say Doc? wHHip cream? Why, what's wrong?
Michael Rollberg September 21, 2012 at 11:24 AM
It all started when they left the toilet seat up. I was very thirsty. I mean, you have to be, in order to drink out of a toilet. But the water was so cold and deep...
Leda September 24, 2012 at 08:27 PM
I'm so pathetic........even the Dog Whisperer gave up on me
Kathleen R. September 24, 2012 at 08:36 PM
"doggone" depressed ...hahaha ..good one
Tom September 25, 2012 at 08:33 PM
"Meow."
Jacob Smith September 26, 2012 at 03:05 AM
Life as a replacement referee if ruff!

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