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Add the Punchline to Our Dog Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Sheila Applebee, of Tinley Park, who provided this winning punchline to :

Good luck with that 2012 election, kid. I looked like you until 2 months ago.

Brett Rush January 04, 2012 at 08:35 PM
How was obedience class?
Resident January 04, 2012 at 10:24 PM
Fido heard from Chicago Alderman Robert W. Fioretti's dog Fluffy that I'm on the Board for Breed Specific Legislation.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS January 05, 2012 at 12:25 AM
How am I supposed to know where the dog got the bottle of Crazy Glue to chew? Just put on a bra and take me to the hospital already!!!
John M January 05, 2012 at 12:40 AM
Ummm...I thought you were supposed to dog ear the files.
Doug January 05, 2012 at 01:06 AM
Look whose home. Dumb and Dumber.
John M January 05, 2012 at 01:34 AM
Ummmm...I think you were just supposed to dog ear...the...files.
Kathleen Bard Richmond January 05, 2012 at 04:50 AM
I did call our vet, dear! He said to take 2 aspirin and call him in the morning!
Michelle White January 05, 2012 at 04:58 AM
So, let me get this straight. Your boss went on vacation and left his dog to bite your head off? Hmmm, good cross training!
J January 05, 2012 at 05:35 AM
So Martha .... Can you tell, corporate took another bite out of my paycheck. What's new?
Lori January 05, 2012 at 05:44 AM
He's not my type!
ken January 05, 2012 at 09:14 AM
You really think this hair follicle stimulation will work?
Kathleen Bard Richmond January 05, 2012 at 01:41 PM
Looks like you and Sparky have been watching too many of those old re-runs of 'Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier' again!
Lori January 05, 2012 at 01:49 PM
I told you not to bring home any strays.
Andrea Williams January 05, 2012 at 03:13 PM
Apparently the dog doesn't want me in his house either....
WA Mama January 05, 2012 at 08:13 PM
And it's JOEL for the WIN!!!
CJM January 05, 2012 at 08:34 PM
Bad Dog! I told you no people food!
Michelle White January 06, 2012 at 03:41 AM
Someone has beaten me to the punch, I see.
Michelle White January 06, 2012 at 03:46 AM
Does this mean our dinner date is off?
Kim Johnston January 06, 2012 at 11:06 AM
"Guess who's coming to dinner, Hon"
Stephen B. Siefferman DDS January 06, 2012 at 02:58 PM
Your new hair growth formula has One undesirable side effect !!!
Michelle White January 06, 2012 at 05:33 PM
You stopped answering your emails again, huh?
Leda January 09, 2012 at 03:41 PM
I think he's still mad at you for having him neutered.
Leda January 09, 2012 at 04:00 PM
Well, at least he's not on your leg anymore.
Doug January 09, 2012 at 05:43 PM
I vote for Leda - "Well, at least he's not on your leg anymore."
Michelle White January 10, 2012 at 06:39 PM
Did you get a receipt?
Michelle White January 10, 2012 at 09:17 PM
Let's hear your excuse on why you're late this time.
Michelle White January 10, 2012 at 09:19 PM
And that is why I said a cat.
kurt rosenberg January 18, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Fido. Stop bringing men home,I'm married.
nick January 22, 2012 at 05:42 PM
Sorry, my dog doesn't like Jehovah Witnesses.
Lori January 22, 2012 at 08:40 PM
I vote for leda also

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