Add the Punchline to Our Doctor and Bear Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tom, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Little Red Wagon comic:

My other car is a Big Wheel.

grump the hermit December 12, 2012 at 12:51 PM
" IS that Limburger? Looks good, but It REALLY stinks!"
GGRANT December 12, 2012 at 01:08 PM
Doc, um....r u sure we're in Chicago?
eliyoyo December 12, 2012 at 02:51 PM
This Sunday it will come to light, what really ails you......you suck!!! It's terminal, there is no cure....
Ed Anderson December 12, 2012 at 04:42 PM
Doctor, did you become a proctologist so that you could understand Packer fans better?
angelo papa December 12, 2012 at 06:17 PM
Uncle Jesse December 12, 2012 at 07:48 PM
"I had sex with your wife"
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS December 12, 2012 at 09:48 PM
Bear Jobs Uncensored.....I should have known this porno was going to be awful!!!!
IWUGrad December 13, 2012 at 01:02 AM
"umm, doc, you realize that by putting cheese on your head you're practically begging me to eat you."
Mrs CHRISTINE S STONE December 13, 2012 at 06:35 AM
Hey Doc, I can see you lost the bet with your Packer fan friend, but did he force you to wear that false nose along with the cheese hat and shoes? Are you supposed to steal our game plan and smuggle it out in there?
Chuck December 13, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Good morning Mr. Bear, are you ready to take one for the team!
Sclarey December 13, 2012 at 01:50 PM
Whew!?! Its only terminal cancer. I thought you were gonna tell me i had to move to Wisconsin.
Chronicles of Bob December 13, 2012 at 03:07 PM
Speak for youself, who dosent love a brown haired beauty with sharp teeth..
Chronicles of Bob December 13, 2012 at 03:08 PM
This one is good.
Chronicles of Bob December 13, 2012 at 03:09 PM
Mike Tice!?!
Jerry Zarley December 13, 2012 at 03:27 PM
Uhhhhhh, I think I'll get a second opinion.
Ron Jeremy December 13, 2012 at 04:16 PM
" I dunno doc- I feel lethargic and irritable. " " It appears you've started hibernating early this year "
Terry Goggin December 13, 2012 at 05:38 PM
"Don't get me wrong, head cheese is great, but it sends me to the woods somethin' fierce."
Taren Kish Alexander-Booker December 13, 2012 at 05:57 PM
" Hey Doc, I knew you were cheesy, but isn't bearing that hat a bit over the top?"
Hernendo RevolveR December 13, 2012 at 07:12 PM
Republicans are icky.
Ron Jeremy December 13, 2012 at 09:09 PM
" It's fromunda cheese."
ADP December 13, 2012 at 09:39 PM
Is that cheese on your head or are you glad to see me?
Dinkum December 13, 2012 at 10:10 PM
You're asking me if a Bear dumps in the woods? Does a Packer fan have a big nose and eat cheese?
dave bird December 14, 2012 at 01:04 PM
bear with me doc ,cheese always upsets me
Tom December 14, 2012 at 04:16 PM
OK, fun's fun. Now can I take off this costume and get back to work?
James December 14, 2012 at 04:39 PM
So... uh... yeah Doc it does make me look passed your nose
Chris Janotta December 15, 2012 at 09:17 AM
"Nobody in Chicago could help me, so I thought I'd try my luck up here." "What seems to be the problem?" "Well Doc, it's my offensive line. It's been killing me all year!"
John Lawrence December 17, 2012 at 08:23 PM
Doc, I am having trouble shiting in woods. And those Packer fans are making fun of me. Almost a BEAR Fan.
Stephen B. Siefferman DDS December 22, 2012 at 01:37 PM
I know you're my doctor and all, ....but I sometimes think you don't want me to get better ...


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