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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tim Howe, of New Lenox, who provided this winning punchline to :

I thought we agreed to hire the Gecko.

Debbie Hensley January 18, 2012 at 02:25 pm
Does my brother work here?
Bob Bong January 18, 2012 at 02:33 pm
Are you hiring? I was laid off by Chick-fil-A.
John January 18, 2012 at 02:53 pm
Do I come with fries?
Mike Blais January 18, 2012 at 03:12 pm
Hand over the cash or I'll shoot!
Christy January 18, 2012 at 03:28 pm
I'm here to refill the milk shake machine.
wally piet January 18, 2012 at 03:38 pm
Have you seen my kids!
Leda January 18, 2012 at 03:52 pm
"I herd that you are selling our product for $.99 and I think that's a bunch of bull! We're at least worth a dollar and a calf."
Glen Kato January 18, 2012 at 04:38 pm
I'll have the chicken sandwich. No Cheese.
James Traut January 18, 2012 at 04:53 pm
Sorry mam but there is no breast feeding in this establishment.
James Traut January 18, 2012 at 04:54 pm
I'll take one or the udder.
James Traut January 18, 2012 at 04:54 pm
Hold the Meat-O.
James Traut January 18, 2012 at 04:55 pm
are your burgers gluten free?
James Traut January 18, 2012 at 04:57 pm
Is my husband here?
Scott Johansen January 18, 2012 at 05:07 pm
I plan on eating like a cow.........I hope that's not a problem!
Scott Johansen January 18, 2012 at 05:08 pm
I'm a little lactose intolerant kid........don't rush me.
Jeff January 18, 2012 at 05:42 pm
I know, I know.... who thought the "you are what you eat" cliche was true all along.
Dennis Hogensen January 18, 2012 at 06:48 pm
"My grandfather was the model, for the cow on top of Leo's Beef and Burger, back in the 60's."
nick January 18, 2012 at 07:33 pm
I'm from PETA, you fascist murderer scumbag.
David Brost January 18, 2012 at 10:08 pm
I can give you four reasons why milk should be included with the burger!
Tim Howe January 19, 2012 at 01:12 am
Hello, I start work here today and... oops, sorry, wrong place. I was looking for Hooters.
Ed Anderson January 19, 2012 at 01:03 pm
I'll have my uncle with cheese and a side of fries.
Joel January 19, 2012 at 01:23 pm
They said my boy was at this address. Oh well, give me a son on a bun.
Lauren Sperber January 19, 2012 at 05:19 pm
Dairy deliveries go around back.
Paul Dailing January 20, 2012 at 04:45 pm
Supersize me.
Leda January 20, 2012 at 04:54 pm
"$.99....are you kidding me? Why should I buy the cow when I can get the milk for free?"
rachael gianares January 20, 2012 at 07:26 pm
"Sir, I am confident I have tremendous potential in contributing to this establishment."
Michael Sewall (Editor) January 20, 2012 at 08:26 pm
Ha! I like this one.
Ben Feldheim (Editor) January 20, 2012 at 09:09 pm
Hahaha!
John Papaleo January 23, 2012 at 01:11 pm
The employment agency sent me here. Although I'm not sure why...
Michelle White January 25, 2012 at 09:06 pm
Someone said I could get free lypo...?

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