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Add the Punchline to Our Cookout Cow Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Joel, who provided the winning punchline to 

They need a GPS, Frank.

Billable Hours June 27, 2012 at 11:00 am
Is this a Polish recipe?
Two wild June 27, 2012 at 11:24 am
she doesn't know if she wants to be a dairy cow
Billable Hours June 27, 2012 at 11:40 am
What, your mother wanted smoked butt for her birthday.....paczki anyone?
Cherie Mucha June 27, 2012 at 12:27 pm
This cow is still on strike. I am not sure if the chickens are, let me check.
Darnell June 27, 2012 at 12:51 pm
This is UDDERLY ridiculous. Whittingham Meats didn't tell me it was alive when I bought the whole cow!
Rob Piorkowski June 27, 2012 at 01:54 pm
Trust me, this Butt Steak will be fresh!
Valarie June 27, 2012 at 02:05 pm
I bought it at Whole Foods. It is supposed to be the all natural way to go.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS June 27, 2012 at 02:46 pm
Why is Betsy on the hot seat? What did she do this time?
Rachel g June 27, 2012 at 03:13 pm
What?There was a special deal at the butcher...
Valarie June 27, 2012 at 03:46 pm
Rare enough for you Tom?
Richard Hiley June 27, 2012 at 04:00 pm
Now son? This is how they do it in Texas.
Danny Friend June 27, 2012 at 04:53 pm
Uh, change in menu.....She thinks it's her new lawn chair.
Lorie Stone June 27, 2012 at 08:24 pm
Who asked for the rare burger?
Chronicles of Bob June 28, 2012 at 03:15 am
That's racist!
Chronicles of Bob June 28, 2012 at 03:15 am
Grilled milk anyone?
Chronicles of Bob June 28, 2012 at 03:17 am
I'd say this could be a winner, but it's actually funny. And funny dosen't seem to be a criteria.... I'm just saying.
Chronicles of Bob June 28, 2012 at 03:19 am
"Hey Chef! Pull my tail and see what happens."
"Do it Dad!"
Chronicles of Bob June 28, 2012 at 03:22 am
"I'm gonna need a bigger spatula."
Chronicles of Bob June 28, 2012 at 03:25 am
"Ummm, is the cow still staring at me?"
"Yup."
Billable Hours June 28, 2012 at 04:03 pm
"Dad stop it! You know Mama hates when you call her that!"
Toni K. June 28, 2012 at 04:11 pm
So what do you want, Milk Shake or Browned cow? Choose.
Nancy June 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm
You're the one who invited her for dinner.
Randy Anderson June 29, 2012 at 06:59 pm
I'd like to welcome everyone to the roast of Mrs. O'Learys cow.
Leda June 29, 2012 at 07:24 pm
Junior, please stop staring at her utters and saying "Brown sugar, brown cow!"
Joe O'Hara July 1, 2012 at 10:46 am
"Well my lunch is on the grill. What are you two having?"
Randy Anderson July 5, 2012 at 02:41 am
I Won!!
Mark Boucher July 10, 2012 at 07:57 pm
"Good News" is that the meat is very fresh, but the "Bad News" is that I have a feeling the steaks may take a while ...
Irish Ross July 10, 2012 at 09:32 pm
Ok, Bessie says the grill is ready! Where'
s that lawyer?
eric nelson August 26, 2012 at 06:32 pm
Hey guys how to you like your cow burgers

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