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Add the Punchline to Our Chickens and Duck Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, who provided the winning punchline to 

penguin: "I thought capri pants were out of style."

man: "Well, your tux ain't workin' either."

Chronicles of Bob May 02, 2012 at 03:08 PM
Oh yeah, and is it true about what they say about the size of a duck's bill?
Rich Worley Jr. May 02, 2012 at 04:15 PM
Duck: I THINK I'l HAVE THE CHICKEN!
don May 02, 2012 at 04:29 PM
Trust me, it tastes like chicken.
MrSmackAttack May 02, 2012 at 04:31 PM
"everywhere I want to be?" American Express Quack is not accepted here?
MrSmackAttack May 02, 2012 at 04:32 PM
So, you guys want to see some magic ? V
don May 02, 2012 at 04:35 PM
With that special blend of the Colonels herbs & spices, it’s to die for.
Chronicles of Bob May 02, 2012 at 04:54 PM
Winner! Lmao...
Chronicles of Bob May 02, 2012 at 05:11 PM
Listen guys, I swear, I'm not Peter Griffin.
James Traut May 02, 2012 at 05:23 PM
Joe Tesmond..."On second thought I won't have the chicken..."
James Traut May 02, 2012 at 05:28 PM
Robert Schmidt - If they tell you today's special is chicken duck.
Cheri L. Ahner May 02, 2012 at 05:38 PM
Unable to see the frying pan for the henhouse, the three friends make a rash decision to use a coupon for White Fence Farm.
Leda May 02, 2012 at 07:00 PM
NO! I am not going to say "Aflac" for you!
James Traut May 02, 2012 at 07:37 PM
Bill Chandler...Chicken fried steak has nothing to do with you guys.
Leanna Ochoa May 02, 2012 at 08:33 PM
Duck: "What?! I have always used ketchup for my nuggets and fries!"
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk May 02, 2012 at 08:55 PM
Duck: "I can ask, but i don't think they have ostrich egg omeletes."
Nikki Brown May 03, 2012 at 12:54 AM
you girls look much different than your profile pic
Bono Hates Country May 03, 2012 at 02:51 AM
Duck: "So, do you girls get your hair done at the same place?"
Frankfurter May 03, 2012 at 03:10 AM
I didn't know they served your kind here.
b.b.belle May 03, 2012 at 10:26 AM
"After looking at you two, thank goodness I'm a vegetarian"
Sam Rizzo of Velocity Sports Performance May 03, 2012 at 02:10 PM
Are we all ok with the Chicken Fingers?
Sam Rizzo of Velocity Sports Performance May 03, 2012 at 02:10 PM
You just can't find good Duck anywhere anymore!
Mike May 03, 2012 at 05:12 PM
"I'm going to have the early bird special."
Chronicles of Bob May 03, 2012 at 05:49 PM
What do Bono , Pearl Jam and Chickens have in common? They all can produce only one annoying sound!
Hoghead May 03, 2012 at 07:59 PM
Do you guys smell something fowl?
Bono Hates Country May 04, 2012 at 01:56 AM
Beware, for "Great is the wrath of the Bono"
Billable Hours May 04, 2012 at 06:28 PM
Ever been with a bird that can fly? Who wants to become part of the mile high club?
Billable Hours May 04, 2012 at 06:35 PM
This fantasy is overrated! I'm failing to see the big deal about being with two chicks at the same time!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS May 04, 2012 at 07:02 PM
How about we find a turkey and make a turducken under the sheets at my place?
Tom SA/MH May 07, 2012 at 05:37 AM
Not only does his quack not echo, he can make it audible to only every other person should the need arise. In his duckling years, he consulted the US Air Force on flying the V-formation. He once took in a struggling panda and her cub for a winter in his house in the Beverly Hills. He is the most interesting duck in the world. "I don't always eat here, but when I do, I choose the biscuits and gravy."
Tom May 07, 2012 at 06:25 PM
You brought me here to tell me I'm adopted?

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