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Add the Punchline to Our Chicken Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to O.L. Taxpayer, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Therapy comic:

So I bring them the tennis ball and they are like "that's a good boy" then they just throw it again. What do they want from me?

Paul Nicol September 26, 2012 at 04:02 PM
Im going to the Romney rally.Hes the only canadate not promising a chicken in every pot
RRM September 26, 2012 at 04:57 PM
He's going to the other side !! He's going to the other side !! Boy, he really can be so cocky.
Bob Laird September 26, 2012 at 05:33 PM
Don't ask me why, but I feel the need to go there.
Leda September 26, 2012 at 05:43 PM
1st chicken: Why is he crossing the road? 2nd chicken: To see if Chuck's readers can come up with a comical response.."
Norm September 26, 2012 at 06:14 PM
Moments later, young Fricassee realized he should have waited for the light.
Mark Levy September 26, 2012 at 07:22 PM
To get away from the "Fowl" smell.
Jackie September 26, 2012 at 08:01 PM
I am on my way to find Peter Griffin!!!
Tom September 26, 2012 at 08:56 PM
Was that egg there when we got here?
Concerned neighbor September 26, 2012 at 09:17 PM
Is that ANOTHER Chipotle going up? Haven't people realize its over-rated? Try the steak and pork!
Chronicles of Bob September 26, 2012 at 09:25 PM
There's Colonel Sanders!!! Let's gett'em boys!!!
Billable Hours September 26, 2012 at 09:51 PM
Now this is funny......so probably won't win!!!
James Sylvester September 26, 2012 at 09:59 PM
To get to the other side STUPID !
Billable Hours September 26, 2012 at 10:01 PM
Isn't Colonel Sanders dead?
John Ferrari September 26, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Why did the chicken finger cross the road? To get to the other fried.
Jerry Brinnehl September 27, 2012 at 12:18 AM
and why was I crossing this road ?
Jim McGonigal September 27, 2012 at 01:58 AM
"and I call this the Funky Human"
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE September 27, 2012 at 01:59 AM
Damn this short term memory loss! I can never remember why I crossed the road!
Jim McGonigal September 27, 2012 at 02:01 AM
Devon embarks on his quest to find out,,,, what comes first the bumper or the Chevy.
eyerish September 27, 2012 at 02:02 AM
C'mon let's go to the pub and meet some chicks
Lisa Gmyrek September 27, 2012 at 02:39 AM
Walk like and Egyptian.
Zarat Gabriel September 27, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Oh, my goodness, my favorite 1812 reenactors!!
Leda September 27, 2012 at 01:38 PM
See boys....this is called Poultry in Motion.
Leda September 27, 2012 at 01:39 PM
I'm going over there to settle the dispute of "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Kelly Schaefer September 27, 2012 at 01:46 PM
I just want to see what all the fuss is about!
Leda September 27, 2012 at 05:22 PM
I don't care if they sell 30 million pounds of chicken wings each year....they're Hooter Girls!!
anthony September 27, 2012 at 05:27 PM
winner
Jim McGonigal September 27, 2012 at 09:17 PM
^^^^^^^^^Winner winner chicken dinner! IMHO
eyerish September 28, 2012 at 01:59 AM
White Hen !!!! That's not a white hen, I'm a white hen '
collen bender September 28, 2012 at 04:09 AM
candidate.
Leda October 01, 2012 at 05:34 PM
Chicken #1 : "I'm going over there to check out the Henway" Chicken #2: "What's a Henway?" Chicken #3: "About 2-3 pounds"

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