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Add the Punchline to Our Chicken Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to James Perry, who provided the winning punchline to 

Winter is so late this year, this duck is walking south.

minnie ha ha March 07, 2012 at 05:50 PM
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minnie ha ha March 07, 2012 at 05:51 PM
What, the Cluck?
minnie ha ha March 07, 2012 at 05:54 PM
Doncha wanna be hot like me? Doncha?
James Traut March 07, 2012 at 06:07 PM
When I said "where did you get that ugly thing", I was talking to the chicken!
James Traut March 07, 2012 at 06:07 PM
Bird Brain!
james perry March 07, 2012 at 06:14 PM
Harolds chicken finally comes home to roost
james perry March 07, 2012 at 06:16 PM
The last time mary called him.." the colonel".....it egg-nited a fight and he flew the coop.
james perry March 07, 2012 at 06:18 PM
Tired of being abused, Jons chicken turns the tables and tries to choke him.
Tim Ozinga March 07, 2012 at 07:59 PM
The boss told me I needed to start hatching new ideas during my performance review... good luck, you're next.
WA Mama March 07, 2012 at 10:06 PM
For the WIN!!
GLO MED March 07, 2012 at 10:19 PM
YOU KNOW I HAVE SEEN TOUPEES THAT LOOK LIKE A BATTERED CAT,A RUN OVER SQUIRREL, AND EVEN ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A BIRDS NEST..BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER I HAVE SEEN ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN.......!!
mr lahey March 07, 2012 at 10:44 PM
Listen...you'll never hatch that thing, it's already hard boiled.
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) March 08, 2012 at 12:55 AM
Did you know there was a chicken sitting on your head?
Laura Dominici March 08, 2012 at 01:32 AM
Dear, I don't think your head is considered "free range" territory
Craig N March 08, 2012 at 02:56 AM
Nice hat!
Dan Lambert (Editor) March 08, 2012 at 03:20 AM
I think these might be the best captions yet. Nice job everyone!
BOB March 08, 2012 at 05:46 AM
WHOA STEADY THERE BOY DON'T LET ME FALL OFF ...I THINK THATS MY COUSIN FRANK FROM WISCONSON UNDER THAT HAY STACK AND I STILL OWE HIM FOR LAST YEARS PACKERS ,BEARS GAME .
TobyG March 09, 2012 at 02:28 AM
It's not that she's on your head that disturbs me, it's that she seems so comfortable!
james perry March 09, 2012 at 02:58 AM
I know youre not happy...but you promised to wear a chicken on your head if the Rosie O'Donnell show didnt do well.
james perry March 09, 2012 at 03:04 AM
Where did you get the idea that this would prevent the bird flu?... Home Remedies for Dummies?
Jim Baltikowski March 09, 2012 at 04:59 AM
Okay, I get it. You're tired of being cooped up all winter.
Sandra Czyznikiewicz March 09, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Seriously? Just because I called you an egghead....
rachael gianares March 09, 2012 at 08:45 PM
"And I thought I felt "cooped" up..."
rachael gianares March 09, 2012 at 08:57 PM
"I think you'd better see the farmercist."
rachael gianares March 09, 2012 at 09:10 PM
"I think you'd better call the Farmercist."
Tim Howe March 09, 2012 at 09:11 PM
clever! love it!
ZaZu Pitts March 10, 2012 at 01:50 AM
You mixed the chicken feed with rogaine again didn't you?
tom laf March 10, 2012 at 01:54 AM
will your friend be staying for dinner?
Tim Collins April 03, 2012 at 03:41 PM
"Maybe if you combed it different"?
Tim Collins April 03, 2012 at 03:53 PM
"So your logic is that since eggs and hair are mostly protein, then this should grow what, hair, eggs or feathers, moslty"?

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