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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to James Perry, who provided the winning punchline to 

Winter is so late this year, this duck is walking south.

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minnie ha ha March 7, 2012 at 04:50 pm
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minnie ha ha March 7, 2012 at 04:51 pm
What, the Cluck?
minnie ha ha March 7, 2012 at 04:54 pm
Doncha wanna be hot like me? Doncha?
James Traut March 7, 2012 at 05:07 pm
When I said "where did you get that ugly thing", I was talking to the chicken!
James Traut March 7, 2012 at 05:07 pm
Bird Brain!
james perry March 7, 2012 at 05:14 pm
Harolds chicken finally comes home to roost
james perry March 7, 2012 at 05:16 pm
The last time mary called him.." the colonel".....it egg-nited a fight and he flew the coop.
james perry March 7, 2012 at 05:18 pm
Tired of being abused, Jons chicken turns the tables and tries to choke him.
Tim Ozinga March 7, 2012 at 06:59 pm
The boss told me I needed to start hatching new ideas during my performance review... good luck, you're next.
WA Mama March 7, 2012 at 09:06 pm
For the WIN!!
GLO MED March 7, 2012 at 09:19 pm
YOU KNOW I HAVE SEEN TOUPEES THAT LOOK LIKE A BATTERED CAT,A RUN OVER SQUIRREL, AND EVEN ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A BIRDS NEST..BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER I HAVE SEEN ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN.......!!
mr lahey March 7, 2012 at 09:44 pm
Listen...you'll never hatch that thing, it's already hard boiled.
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) March 7, 2012 at 11:55 pm
Did you know there was a chicken sitting on your head?
Laura Dominici March 8, 2012 at 12:32 am
Dear, I don't think your head is considered "free range" territory
Craig N March 8, 2012 at 01:56 am
Nice hat!
Dan Lambert (Editor) March 8, 2012 at 02:20 am
I think these might be the best captions yet. Nice job everyone!
BOB March 8, 2012 at 04:46 am
WHOA STEADY THERE BOY DON'T LET ME FALL OFF ...I THINK THATS MY COUSIN FRANK FROM WISCONSON UNDER THAT HAY STACK AND I STILL OWE HIM FOR LAST YEARS PACKERS ,BEARS GAME .
TobyG March 9, 2012 at 01:28 am
It's not that she's on your head that disturbs me, it's that she seems so comfortable!
james perry March 9, 2012 at 01:58 am
I know youre not happy...but you promised to wear a chicken on your head if the Rosie O'Donnell show didnt do well.
james perry March 9, 2012 at 02:04 am
Where did you get the idea that this would prevent the bird flu?... Home Remedies for Dummies?
Jim Baltikowski March 9, 2012 at 03:59 am
Okay, I get it. You're tired of being cooped up all winter.
Sandra Czyznikiewicz March 9, 2012 at 10:47 am
Seriously? Just because I called you an egghead....
rachael gianares March 9, 2012 at 07:45 pm
"And I thought I felt "cooped" up..."
rachael gianares March 9, 2012 at 07:57 pm
"I think you'd better see the farmercist."
rachael gianares March 9, 2012 at 08:10 pm
"I think you'd better call the Farmercist."
Tim Howe March 9, 2012 at 08:11 pm
clever! love it!
ZaZu Pitts March 10, 2012 at 12:50 am
You mixed the chicken feed with rogaine again didn't you?
tom laf March 10, 2012 at 12:54 am
will your friend be staying for dinner?
Tim Collins April 3, 2012 at 02:41 pm
"Maybe if you combed it different"?
Tim Collins April 3, 2012 at 02:53 pm
"So your logic is that since eggs and hair are mostly protein, then this should grow what, hair, eggs or feathers, moslty"?
Note Article
Just a short thought to get the word out quickly about anything in your neighborhood.
Share something with your neighbors. Write a new post... What's up? Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell something
Michelle June 17, 2013 at 07:11 pm
What about Chris Medina? I know I am taking my family to go and see him!
Baba Wawa June 18, 2013 at 07:22 am
Bella Cain was a nice surprise last year for a first-time band last year. Nice to see them backRead More this year.
Colleen McAbee June 18, 2013 at 08:28 am
Disappointed once again to not see 7th heaven on the roster. They have the best vocals out there,Read More even without their lead singer Keith Semple who defected to start a solo act. This band actually gets radio air play. Haven't heard any of the others at Oakfest on the radio.
Robert Quilico June 11, 2013 at 07:31 am
Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
Stephanie Graniczny June 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm
My email is selv2006@Yahoo.com please email me as soon as you get this
ChiCubs1 June 14, 2013 at 01:29 pm
I hope that you find the owners of that pet! I bring my black Shepherd up there when we go...oneRead More reason I don't let my dog go with neighbors is because neighbors can't control him like we do. The owners should have been more responsible. I'm glad that your daughter is alright and I hope that you find the owners of this dog!
Roxana Agler June 9, 2013 at 05:51 pm
Lisa, give me a sneak peek, I can buy something from you before it starts, got anything for theRead More backyard? Roxana
Dorothy Kennedy (Treasurer, Oak Forest Rotary), Judy Gremer (Owner, Holistic Happenings), Sue Wolf (Secretary, Oak Forest Rotary) and Colleen Kisel (Founder/CEO, Treasure Chest)
Sue A. Wolf June 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
This was a great event. I was honored to be a part of it. If we are able to do this next year, youRead More won't want to miss this event.
Ray June 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm
I dare anyone to name a more dangerous intersection then that. The turn from 147th st west bound toRead More southbound Oak Park is the worst I've seen. One slip and your car goes down a ravine 20 feet. The civil engineer and county people who approved that design should be called out. We NEED HELP!
Carol Martinez June 2, 2013 at 10:43 am
Where is the Pink slip boutique located? It is nice to hear of sales, but please give address andRead More dates.