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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to MrSmackAttack, who provided the winning punchline to 

Wow ... Back in my day, the mob would blow up our car ... they have become so efficient.

Billable Hours June 06, 2012 at 06:02 PM
Ugh, is that what I think it is? Yep that's his red rocket! No I was talking about the beer being Miller Lite!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS June 06, 2012 at 06:26 PM
Good thinking Max! I thought he would never stop humping our legs!
JP June 06, 2012 at 07:14 PM
Wait...... so which is the old dog and which is the new trick???
Chronicles of Bob June 06, 2012 at 08:04 PM
Wow! Imagine what he would do if you teased him with your cans Lois?
Chronicles of Bob June 06, 2012 at 08:05 PM
A Mormon wedding.
Billable Hours June 06, 2012 at 09:14 PM
Oh really Jane, you think this is pathetic? Well I think you're pathetic and I'm sleeping with your sister!!!
Chiggitty June 06, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Payback is a.... female dog teasing you with one of YOUR treats!
Knox B. Nancy June 07, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Here Wee-Go!!
Joe Plomin June 07, 2012 at 12:14 PM
"Your in the rght place" for a dog eat dog world.
Bob June 07, 2012 at 01:16 PM
How does he hold that can without any fingers?
James Traut June 07, 2012 at 02:22 PM
He use to look at me like that.
James Traut June 07, 2012 at 02:34 PM
My idea of doing it doggy style is I make him sit up and beg for an hour than I roll over and play dead.
Ooftus Gooftus June 07, 2012 at 04:49 PM
Having Big Tongue Syndrome affliction works for me, if you know what I mean.
anthony June 07, 2012 at 07:51 PM
Give the girls what they want...Get what you want...
minnie ha ha June 07, 2012 at 07:52 PM
He does this for beer. You should see what he does for sex.
rudedog June 08, 2012 at 06:29 PM
Can I make an appointment for my husband?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS June 08, 2012 at 07:07 PM
Please tell me I don't look that pathetic when he holds up my book 50 Shades of Grey!
Leda June 08, 2012 at 07:15 PM
"I also never have to worry about the toilet seat being up anymore, he does his business outside"
Leda June 08, 2012 at 07:21 PM
"If he licks himself, I'm leaving"
Tom June 09, 2012 at 02:19 AM
"You're right, Mrs. Pavlov -- it is the next logical step."
Chronicles of Bob June 09, 2012 at 03:59 AM
Ummm, what? I think that book is about Pearl jam... 50 songs, that all sound the same.
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 09:01 PM
that's ridiculously pathetic, shame on you
Kevin Clifford June 20, 2012 at 09:02 PM
That caption makes you sound like you've had a few concussions!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 09:03 PM
You're a scumbag Bill! Ha!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 09:03 PM
wow that's so lame.
Kevin Clifford June 20, 2012 at 09:04 PM
Well now that's just distrubing.
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 09:05 PM
that dog has a big nose, it must be a Jew-dog! Get it, Get it! HaHa!
Kevin Clifford June 20, 2012 at 09:06 PM
That is wrong, racist, discriminating, demeaning, and terrible!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 09:09 PM
I know! Haha! Thank you! Yes!
eric nelson August 26, 2012 at 07:37 PM
bacon bacon I smell bacon gimme the bacon


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