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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to MrSmackAttack, who provided the winning punchline to 

Wow ... Back in my day, the mob would blow up our car ... they have become so efficient.

Billable Hours June 6, 2012 at 05:02 pm
Ugh, is that what I think it is? Yep that's his red rocket! No I was talking about the beer being Miller Lite!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS June 6, 2012 at 05:26 pm
Good thinking Max! I thought he would never stop humping our legs!
JP June 6, 2012 at 06:14 pm
Wait...... so which is the old dog and which is the new trick???
Chronicles of Bob June 6, 2012 at 07:04 pm
Wow! Imagine what he would do if you teased him with your cans Lois?
Chronicles of Bob June 6, 2012 at 07:05 pm
A Mormon wedding.
Billable Hours June 6, 2012 at 08:14 pm
Oh really Jane, you think this is pathetic? Well I think you're pathetic and I'm sleeping with your sister!!!
Chiggitty June 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Payback is a.... female dog teasing you with one of YOUR treats!
Knox B. Nancy June 7, 2012 at 09:43 am
Here Wee-Go!!
Joe Plomin June 7, 2012 at 11:14 am
"Your in the rght place" for a dog eat dog world.
Bob June 7, 2012 at 12:16 pm
How does he hold that can without any fingers?
James Traut June 7, 2012 at 01:22 pm
He use to look at me like that.
James Traut June 7, 2012 at 01:34 pm
My idea of doing it doggy style is I make him sit up and beg for an hour than I roll over and play dead.
Ooftus Gooftus June 7, 2012 at 03:49 pm
Having Big Tongue Syndrome affliction works for me, if you know what I mean.
anthony June 7, 2012 at 06:51 pm
Give the girls what they want...Get what you want...
minnie ha ha June 7, 2012 at 06:52 pm
He does this for beer. You should see what he does for sex.
rudedog June 8, 2012 at 05:29 pm
Can I make an appointment for my husband?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS June 8, 2012 at 06:07 pm
Please tell me I don't look that pathetic when he holds up my book 50 Shades of Grey!
Leda June 8, 2012 at 06:15 pm
"I also never have to worry about the toilet seat being up anymore, he does his business outside"
Leda June 8, 2012 at 06:21 pm
"If he licks himself, I'm leaving"
Tom June 9, 2012 at 01:19 am
"You're right, Mrs. Pavlov -- it is the next logical step."
Chronicles of Bob June 9, 2012 at 02:59 am
Ummm, what? I think that book is about Pearl jam... 50 songs, that all sound the same.
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 08:01 pm
that's ridiculously pathetic, shame on you
Kevin Clifford June 20, 2012 at 08:02 pm
That caption makes you sound like you've had a few concussions!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 08:03 pm
You're a scumbag Bill! Ha!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 08:03 pm
wow that's so lame.
Kevin Clifford June 20, 2012 at 08:04 pm
Well now that's just distrubing.
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 08:05 pm
that dog has a big nose, it must be a Jew-dog! Get it, Get it! HaHa!
Kevin Clifford June 20, 2012 at 08:06 pm
That is wrong, racist, discriminating, demeaning, and terrible!
Katie Kelly June 20, 2012 at 08:09 pm
I know! Haha! Thank you! Yes!
eric nelson August 26, 2012 at 06:37 pm
bacon bacon I smell bacon gimme the bacon

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Michelle June 17, 2013 at 07:11 pm
What about Chris Medina? I know I am taking my family to go and see him!
Baba Wawa June 18, 2013 at 07:22 am
Bella Cain was a nice surprise last year for a first-time band last year. Nice to see them backRead More this year.
Colleen McAbee June 18, 2013 at 08:28 am
Disappointed once again to not see 7th heaven on the roster. They have the best vocals out there,Read More even without their lead singer Keith Semple who defected to start a solo act. This band actually gets radio air play. Haven't heard any of the others at Oakfest on the radio.
Robert Quilico June 11, 2013 at 07:31 am
Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
Stephanie Graniczny June 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm
My email is selv2006@Yahoo.com please email me as soon as you get this
ChiCubs1 June 14, 2013 at 01:29 pm
I hope that you find the owners of that pet! I bring my black Shepherd up there when we go...oneRead More reason I don't let my dog go with neighbors is because neighbors can't control him like we do. The owners should have been more responsible. I'm glad that your daughter is alright and I hope that you find the owners of this dog!
Roxana Agler June 9, 2013 at 05:51 pm
Lisa, give me a sneak peek, I can buy something from you before it starts, got anything for theRead More backyard? Roxana
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Sue A. Wolf June 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
This was a great event. I was honored to be a part of it. If we are able to do this next year, youRead More won't want to miss this event.
Ray June 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm
I dare anyone to name a more dangerous intersection then that. The turn from 147th st west bound toRead More southbound Oak Park is the worst I've seen. One slip and your car goes down a ravine 20 feet. The civil engineer and county people who approved that design should be called out. We NEED HELP!
Carol Martinez June 2, 2013 at 10:43 am
Where is the Pink slip boutique located? It is nice to hear of sales, but please give address andRead More dates.