Add the Punchline to Our Bear Comic

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Leda Brunzie, who provided this winning punchline to :

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Kenneth Munro December 07, 2011 at 02:04 PM
Don't fear. We traded Carlos for him.
Adam December 07, 2011 at 02:26 PM
Not to worry Ma'am. He's the backup.
Tony December 07, 2011 at 03:13 PM
I am ashamed to admit this , but I am a Chicago bears fan.
Amanda A December 07, 2011 at 04:24 PM
His name is Lucky. Had him since '85... thinkin' of getting a cub for him to play with. Eh, well there's always next year.
Ben Feldheim (Editor) December 07, 2011 at 08:46 PM
I'm training our new offensive lineman.
Jon Georgis December 07, 2011 at 09:28 PM
I wouldn't be too afraid. He only put up three points against the Chiefs. How dangerous could he be?
John Natanek December 07, 2011 at 09:35 PM
Teddy here is a going away gift for Jerry Angelo, or a German command away from removing him from Halas Hall. Busy Busy Busy......Hey you wouldn't happen to know where Kenny Williams lives?
Colleen December 07, 2011 at 09:57 PM
He is taking Cutler's place.
Leda December 07, 2011 at 10:49 PM
Don't worry ma'am he's harmless. I just picked him up from Lovie Smith, he doesn't have an offensive or defensive bone in his body.
Nancy Jane December 08, 2011 at 12:53 AM
We need a quarterback not a kicker!
Chris December 08, 2011 at 06:37 PM
I went to the shelter and asked for a dog. This is what they gave me.
Darlene Barajas December 08, 2011 at 07:52 PM
We have to find him a new trainer he doesn't seem to be his "monsterly" self lately.
Mike December 08, 2011 at 09:28 PM
Your dog's name is Charmin?! Why don't you walk with us; we're heading into the woods.
Carrie M. December 09, 2011 at 01:54 AM
He was much smaller as a puppy.
Carrie M. December 09, 2011 at 01:59 AM
A Bear? Not really. Inside he's a poodle.
Steve Burke December 09, 2011 at 04:03 AM
Hi. I'm Rod's lawyer, and this is NOT a bear suit.
Chester A. Arthur December 09, 2011 at 05:32 AM
He got hit with a franchise tag.
Joel December 09, 2011 at 01:34 PM
I'm giving him to Tim Tebow for Christmas.
Shelia Porter December 09, 2011 at 02:50 PM
He even picks up his own poop. Shelia Porter
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) December 09, 2011 at 06:17 PM
Bulls eye, Shelia.
Bridgette Outten December 09, 2011 at 07:18 PM
Yep...I literally lol'd. Nice.


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