Add the Punchline to Our Bear Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to James Perry, who provided the winning punchline to 

Honey ... let's get our shots today ... the "swine flew" is starting early this year.

BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS August 22, 2012 at 12:15 PM
I was just scratching her back Dave. You don't have to be like that!
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE August 22, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Come on Mitch, you know darn well that if there was a team on the TV right now called the Chicago Humans we'd be watching it. Put on the Bears game already!
Jill DeGrado August 22, 2012 at 12:40 PM
I want to watch Da Bears, not the bears!
Chronicles of Bob August 22, 2012 at 01:18 PM
Now Mr. Aikin, if I "forcibily" took that remote from you, would it still be illegal?
don August 22, 2012 at 01:24 PM
Honey give the remote back to my mother
Billable Hours August 22, 2012 at 01:54 PM
Oh no you didn't.....
Ladydemo August 22, 2012 at 02:44 PM
Do I have to mediate between you two again, now give the remote back and be nice!!
Leda August 22, 2012 at 02:59 PM
"I'm sorry George, but it's his turn for the TV and he wants to watch the Green Bay Packers"
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE August 22, 2012 at 03:12 PM
Unless you want to get mauled again, I suggest to turn off Hunter Wars!
Joe O'Hara August 22, 2012 at 04:52 PM
"Give up the remote, Gentle Ben is on."
Susan M Weber August 22, 2012 at 06:50 PM
"Remember what happened the LAST TIME you refused the Bear the man toy"?!?!
Karen Jacobs August 22, 2012 at 06:59 PM
Come on, Joe, don't be upset because we want to watch the cooking channel!
Kelly Gee August 22, 2012 at 08:12 PM
Ma he stole the remote! Ma he's touching me! Nope Im not touching you!
Irish Ross August 23, 2012 at 12:57 AM
Hey dummy! YOU are the one that wanted to open our marriage!
anthony August 23, 2012 at 04:07 AM
would be nice to vote on the best
PD August 23, 2012 at 04:38 AM
Hey, keep your paws off my remote!!
wren August 23, 2012 at 06:04 AM
bwahahahahahaha!!! i laughed out loud at this one!!!
Frank DeVries August 23, 2012 at 12:22 PM
No you cannot watch the conventions to see who's winning.
Kevin Gaskin August 23, 2012 at 02:41 PM
Ahhh let him watch his bear market...
Dutch Oven Chef August 23, 2012 at 06:32 PM
Can you please hand me a magazine? I am tired of going in the woods.
Charlie August 23, 2012 at 11:45 PM
"Bob, let him watch a real team. You know how upset he gets watching the Cubs get slaughtered"
Brian Candos August 24, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Having the remote is one of my bear necessities, remember?
eric nelson August 24, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Ok smart guy had over the "Hopper"
Daniel Sheppard August 26, 2012 at 08:57 PM
Just like the second amendment says" the right to bear arms " he also has" the right to bear remotes", now give it up!!
Tom August 28, 2012 at 09:21 PM
"He's not going to change the channel, he doesn't even have opposable thumbs."
eric nelson August 28, 2012 at 11:39 PM
Are you offering me a "bear Claw" for this!


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