Add the Punchline to Our Alien Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Chronicles of Bob, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Chicken Crossing the Road comic:

There's Colonel Sanders!!! Let's get 'em boys!

Innocent Bystander October 03, 2012 at 01:02 PM
Don't be afraid I'm an Illegal Alien do you like my free Obama Phone? Word is spreading throughout the Universe that the USA is land of Milk & Honey! Can you direct me to where I can claim my Medicare ,SSI, Medicaid, Welfare Housing & Food Stamps?
Bob Laird October 03, 2012 at 01:02 PM
great new app. It's called google uranus.
Bridget October 03, 2012 at 01:29 PM
Follow me on Twitter?
Bridget October 03, 2012 at 01:30 PM
ET phone home.
time October 03, 2012 at 01:42 PM
Apple really did screw up their mapping system unless you're headed for Mars too!!!
crowny2 October 03, 2012 at 01:47 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp Obamaphone is not Obamaphone. Read up before you spread more lies.
Raymond Stawick October 03, 2012 at 03:15 PM
I have had my iPhone 5 for a week and this is what I look like now
Darnell October 03, 2012 at 03:16 PM
Here's the Obamaphone ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio
Darnell October 03, 2012 at 03:20 PM
Snopes information is skewed especially when it comes to the present administration!
DLC DAVE October 03, 2012 at 03:27 PM
I would kiss you but your so damn ugly
Juan Macillery October 03, 2012 at 03:33 PM
The city of Chicago Heights, Ill., is suing the city of Hammond over a dispute about whether Hammond can more than quadruple what it charges for water and concerns that the city might cut off the only source of drinking water for about 44,000 people in Illinois. Wake up Homewood, when is the village going to sue Harvey and the City of Chicago for raising water rates like this. Shame on them and anyone who profits off of this crap. Hey Ryan Fitzpatrick, ask Hofeld how he feels about this. My last quarterly water bill from the village of homewood was $440. This is insane. This matter needs attention from the Patch staff!!
Aaron A October 03, 2012 at 03:34 PM
How you doin;)!!!
Billable Hours October 03, 2012 at 03:53 PM
No I don't have a penis!!! Why are all you humans so caught up on that?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS October 03, 2012 at 03:57 PM
If you weren't in such a hurry, I'd ask you to go back to my place.
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE October 03, 2012 at 04:03 PM
No offense taken. Some women just aren't into long distance relationships.
Darnell October 03, 2012 at 04:15 PM
" That's ma Jennay "
Dist. 2 Curious October 03, 2012 at 05:07 PM
"So, THAT'S why I think I'd be a great trustee in Oak Lawn."
crowny2 October 03, 2012 at 05:08 PM
Proof David?
Darnell October 03, 2012 at 05:21 PM
Short of cataloging every individual piece that is, one just needs to be a frequent user of the site to eventually deduce that it is. One must then also seek that information elsewhere to make ones own decision. To put all ones trust in the belief of one site alone makes the individual skewed. Proof that it isn't crowny2?
Tull October 03, 2012 at 05:26 PM
"Yes, I did Photoshop a few parts of other people's head shots on the eDating 'site. Why do you ask?"
crowny2 October 03, 2012 at 06:05 PM
You made the claim David, therefore it is contingent upon you to provide the proof. And it is clear that you cannot provide the proof so it is merely your opion, not a fact.
alski October 03, 2012 at 06:11 PM
Excuse me. Does this train go to Roswell?
crowny2 October 03, 2012 at 06:14 PM
But here. I'll help you out. http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/internet/a/snopes_exposed.htm Oh, sorry. That actually proves my point.
eric nelson October 03, 2012 at 10:42 PM
I am here to moderate the Presidential debate
Scot October 04, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Do you have any headphones?
Leda October 04, 2012 at 06:11 PM
"Do you know how to work this thing? It's alien to me."
Darnell October 04, 2012 at 11:07 PM
No sorry crowny2, it only proves that one can find anything on the web to bolster their argument. As I said, short of cataloging every individual piece that is left leaning, one just needs to be a frequent user of the site to eventually deduce that it is. But here,,I'll help YOU out! http://jdlong.wordpress.com/2010/04/05/snopes-com-exposed-left-wing-website-not-quite-the-impartial-arbiter-of-truth/ Oh, sorry. That actually proves MY point!
eric nelson October 04, 2012 at 11:26 PM
Do you mind if I set the seat to massage and vibrate the trip from outer space was really tiresome.
Darnell October 04, 2012 at 11:44 PM
Danny Friend October 08, 2012 at 08:07 PM
Wanna kill time playing a new card game, it's called "Old Maid"?


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