Add a Punchline to Our Rudolph and Santa Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Sclarey, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Doctor and Bear comic:

Whew!?! Its only terminal cancer. I thought you were gonna tell me I had to move to Wisconsin.

Joel December 19, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Whats venison?
Frank DeVries December 19, 2012 at 12:44 PM
What do you mean the police are looking for us for running over a grandma?
Sam G December 19, 2012 at 01:36 PM
You're not seriously considering the reindeer burger?
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS December 19, 2012 at 01:49 PM
Elf on the Shelf is going down!
mark griffin December 19, 2012 at 03:03 PM
enough with the gas santa, my nose is burning
laura December 19, 2012 at 03:18 PM
Classy, Uncle Jesse, very classy. Try spelling "your" properly, at least!
Tom wallace December 19, 2012 at 04:48 PM
Sorry Rudolph, no shirt no shoes...
Glenn Kadas December 19, 2012 at 04:56 PM
Coffee, you know it keeps me up all night Rudolph ! Oh, I forgot.
Marianne Gillaspie December 19, 2012 at 07:12 PM
What! I can't eat the venison! It's...It's like eating my own relatives!
Lorraine Swanson (Editor) December 19, 2012 at 07:43 PM
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in "Santa," it spells "Satan"?
Deborah Canino December 19, 2012 at 07:57 PM
Santa to the Reindeer: Oh look Rudolph you are the "Today's Special"!
ron szwajkowski December 19, 2012 at 09:37 PM
i thought i saw Blitzens collar in the trash when we pulled up
Joe Manzo December 19, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Hey Santa, let's take our order to go, remember were double parked and running late!
David Lawrence Konen December 19, 2012 at 10:51 PM
now, THAT's a funny puchline, considering venison is cooked deer.
David Lawrence Konen December 19, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Well, there's the song "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer". The first time I heard this (and I was a bit younger), I nearly LAUGHED so much, I MAY have lost myself with my emotional laughter.
David Lawrence Konen December 19, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Psst, Rudolph - check the menu, and see if they make any SANTA burgers - if so, order one so you WON'T have to feel so intimidated
laura December 19, 2012 at 11:04 PM
"Whaddayamean grass is illegal?"
BlackHawks Fan December 19, 2012 at 11:50 PM
Good one!!!
Madelyn Crawford December 20, 2012 at 04:22 AM
Of course I want a drink. How do you think I got this red nose?
Robert Ray December 20, 2012 at 05:01 AM
With your nose so, bright I, could read this menu at night!
Matt O. December 20, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Santa: "Would you look at that, they're all out of Dasher soup, Dancer chops, Prancer steaks, Vixen livers, Comit spaghetti, cubed Cupid , Donner dinners and Blitzen fries. I wonder what else is on the menu?"
Tom wallace December 20, 2012 at 04:13 PM
Look, everything on the menu is a BUCK.
Stephen Lewis December 20, 2012 at 10:40 PM
I don't care if venison IS the special of the day! I am not a cannibal.
Tracy Westwater December 21, 2012 at 02:54 PM
"I TOLD you the world wasn't going to end. Since the elves are in Hawaii, looks like its GIFT CARDS for everyone!"


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