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Add a Punchline to Our Kangaroo Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tom Wallace for the winning punchline to last week's Cow Hospital cartoon:

Nope, the milk isn't supposed to be chocolate. Let's make sure they took the right sample.

Frank DeVries February 20, 2013 at 12:51 PM
And you thought I was kidding you when I said some day they'll use us for punching bags
Danielle Krall February 20, 2013 at 02:02 PM
With gas prices as high as they are dear, this is really the only way to get around these days.
Diana February 20, 2013 at 02:27 PM
Frank, don't you think it time the kids left home and lived on their own?
James February 20, 2013 at 02:52 PM
That's not what I meant when I said "oh baby let's go do the hop."
Bob Laird February 20, 2013 at 06:33 PM
Same deaf genie that turned me into a cow last week. I said I wanted a Maserati, not marsupial.
medic February 20, 2013 at 06:51 PM
Aw-shucks, honey! Once again, we think alike! For Valentine's Day, I see we got each other the same gift! I really do love you!
medic February 20, 2013 at 06:53 PM
XD
Jon Voight February 20, 2013 at 07:22 PM
These are too dumb for words.
TheSkipperToo February 20, 2013 at 07:27 PM
The County Fair went all out on the sack races this year!
Kate Doyle February 20, 2013 at 11:25 PM
This is the last time we pick up hitch hikers
medic February 20, 2013 at 11:57 PM
Funny too!
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS February 21, 2013 at 09:49 PM
This Groupon for Australian boxing lessons sucks!
Ryan Fitzpatrick (Editor) February 21, 2013 at 10:13 PM
I like the timely relevance of this one.
Pam laub February 22, 2013 at 10:31 AM
We need a new travel agent! I said we wanted a cosy room not a cosy 'roo.
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE February 22, 2013 at 02:39 PM
This is great! We're blending right in and no one has any idea we're from out of town!
Mikey S February 22, 2013 at 03:14 PM
I know it's not exactly your idea of a Segway dear, but Happy Birthday anyway !!
Kristen February 23, 2013 at 06:21 PM
"Did you just graduate from college too?"
Lauren Hastings February 24, 2013 at 09:59 PM
Kangaroo 1- So I'm thinking we should empty out our pouches more often.. Kangaroo 2- Agreed! When I put this in my pouch he said his name was Joey, now he insists on going by Joseph
Tom February 25, 2013 at 04:10 PM
"I love Men at Work. How did you know?"

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