Add a Punchline to Our Job Fair Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Tim Howe for the winning punchline to last week's Magic Bear cartoon:

Sorry about your rabbit, but I couldn't find any Charmin in here.

babyboomer January 16, 2013 at 01:42 PM
This is carrying Affirmative Action a little too far!!
minnie ha ha January 16, 2013 at 02:59 PM
A clear choice is in your future!!
Chronicles of Bob January 16, 2013 at 03:01 PM
Who's the Ass that cut in line?
Chronicles of Bob January 16, 2013 at 03:04 PM
I'll out type you any day of the week Secretariat!
Chronicles of Bob January 16, 2013 at 03:10 PM
"You got a problem with me buddy?" "Well, I've never seen a horse at a job fair before." "Oh, and like that cow standing next to you is normal."
Christy January 16, 2013 at 03:40 PM
"I know I was supposed to bring a resume. What do I look like a horses ass?"
Ooftus Gooftus January 16, 2013 at 04:25 PM
We have something in common; both of us have a horse's ass, but mine is prettier!!
CJM January 16, 2013 at 04:30 PM
You're darn right I want special protection! After all, I'm a horse of a different color.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS January 16, 2013 at 04:44 PM
I feel underdressed!
Brian January 16, 2013 at 05:07 PM
"Isn't it ironic, the job situation is so bad for us as well as this horse, we all are running the same treack race gain sustainable employment!" Brian
Brian January 16, 2013 at 05:36 PM
Please erase above, typos and all. Thanks. Brian "sent" this quip prematurely for your approval. Substitue: Isn't it ironic, the job situation is so bad, that we need more help in "getting ready, getting on our marks, and going to work for our hoped for, living wage!
Billable Hours January 16, 2013 at 05:42 PM
Brian, Thank you for the entry removal request. You're entry will be removed in the order it was received. Thank you for choosing Patch for your comic comments.
Chronicles of Bob January 16, 2013 at 06:05 PM
I think your first one is better.
plick January 16, 2013 at 07:24 PM
Look at the bright side, if you don't get the job , you still get a phone, health insurance and a Link card....
Joel January 17, 2013 at 12:36 AM
I hear the glue factory has a opening.
BUTCH January 17, 2013 at 01:42 AM
Vera we scratched the PPH GIG go find areal job at Wal Mart!
steve alcock January 17, 2013 at 05:39 PM
Burger King, McDonalds, Wendys!! You call this a job fair?
steve alcock January 17, 2013 at 05:42 PM
I'm just here out of curiosity. The government's taking care of me.
Jean Breeze January 21, 2013 at 07:26 AM
I'm interested in their "Out To Pasture" plan. I need all the grass and weed I can get! I practically inhale the stuff !
Chauncy January 21, 2013 at 01:53 PM
I was fired from my stud job in the pasture because I'm clearly not hung like a horse.
Lori Willmer January 21, 2013 at 03:04 PM
Grass and WEED? Lol!
Tom January 21, 2013 at 09:47 PM
"Morning, Rafalca."
S. K. March 06, 2013 at 09:24 PM
What? When told them I decided to pursue a new career track, they told me this is the best place to start!


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