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If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Ron Szwajkowski, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Rudolph and Santa comic:

I thought I saw Blitzens collar in the trash when we pulled up

Lisa Landvogt December 26, 2012 at 12:14 pm
I'd like to exchange this dog for a cat please.
Karen Cardinale December 26, 2012 at 12:18 pm
One size does not fit all!
Rich December 26, 2012 at 05:26 pm
" I'd like to return this man for a smaller size " !
Catherine December 26, 2012 at 06:01 pm
I gave a lot of gifts for Christmas, but all I got was this stupid hat!
Pat C. December 26, 2012 at 07:52 pm
Catherine,
Christmas is about giving, not getting. Next Christmas just hold back on the gifts
Happy Camper December 26, 2012 at 08:05 pm
What do you mean I can't return it after I've worn it. I have the receipt right here.
Rebecca December 27, 2012 at 07:10 am
He would like to return me for a full refund please!!!
Christy December 27, 2012 at 08:35 am
I asked for a warm fluffy hat not a hat named "Fluffy"
Oak Lawn Lifer December 27, 2012 at 01:16 pm
I like to return this Beef Jerky Hat after I unwedge my dog from my head
bill.hogan@gmail.com December 27, 2012 at 04:57 pm
This sweater...it's really not my color.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS December 27, 2012 at 11:24 pm
I would have returned the matching underwear, but I was afraid I'd offend everyone!
Jim tatlock January 2, 2013 at 02:35 am
I'm sorry Rover but your human has way too much wear, so you are not able to return him. Try the second hand store down the street.
Frank DeVries January 4, 2013 at 11:37 am
I wanted a head warmer not a head hunter

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Share something with your neighbors. Write a new post... What's up? Make an announcement, speak your mind, or sell something
Michelle June 17, 2013 at 07:11 pm
What about Chris Medina? I know I am taking my family to go and see him!
Baba Wawa June 18, 2013 at 07:22 am
Bella Cain was a nice surprise last year for a first-time band last year. Nice to see them backRead More this year.
Colleen McAbee June 18, 2013 at 08:28 am
Disappointed once again to not see 7th heaven on the roster. They have the best vocals out there,Read More even without their lead singer Keith Semple who defected to start a solo act. This band actually gets radio air play. Haven't heard any of the others at Oakfest on the radio.
Robert Quilico June 11, 2013 at 07:31 am
Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
Stephanie Graniczny June 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm
My email is selv2006@Yahoo.com please email me as soon as you get this
ChiCubs1 June 14, 2013 at 01:29 pm
I hope that you find the owners of that pet! I bring my black Shepherd up there when we go...oneRead More reason I don't let my dog go with neighbors is because neighbors can't control him like we do. The owners should have been more responsible. I'm glad that your daughter is alright and I hope that you find the owners of this dog!
Roxana Agler June 9, 2013 at 05:51 pm
Lisa, give me a sneak peek, I can buy something from you before it starts, got anything for theRead More backyard? Roxana
Dorothy Kennedy (Treasurer, Oak Forest Rotary), Judy Gremer (Owner, Holistic Happenings), Sue Wolf (Secretary, Oak Forest Rotary) and Colleen Kisel (Founder/CEO, Treasure Chest)
Sue A. Wolf June 5, 2013 at 10:52 pm
This was a great event. I was honored to be a part of it. If we are able to do this next year, youRead More won't want to miss this event.
Ray June 6, 2013 at 12:50 pm
I dare anyone to name a more dangerous intersection then that. The turn from 147th st west bound toRead More southbound Oak Park is the worst I've seen. One slip and your car goes down a ravine 20 feet. The civil engineer and county people who approved that design should be called out. We NEED HELP!
Carol Martinez June 2, 2013 at 10:43 am
Where is the Pink slip boutique located? It is nice to hear of sales, but please give address andRead More dates.