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Add a Punchline to Our Driving Dog Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Kate Doyle for the winning punchline to last week's Kangaroos cartoon:

This is the last time we pick up hitch hikers.

Minister Gayl Caul February 27, 2013 at 01:58 pm
C'mon! I'm not that drunk!
Billable Hours February 27, 2013 at 02:34 pm
Don't worry John you won't have to suffer anymore. The doctor will give you a shot and you'll fall into a peaceful and permanent sleep. You'll always be my best friend and I'll miss you......until me and the pups pick out another human at least.
Chronicles of Bob February 27, 2013 at 02:45 pm
Umm, what?
Kate Doyle February 27, 2013 at 03:31 pm
Trading Places 2: The movie.
Happy one February 27, 2013 at 03:54 pm
What address did you put into the GPS ?!
Bossman February 27, 2013 at 04:34 pm
You said you knew how to get to the vet
Kate Doyle February 27, 2013 at 05:05 pm
Hey Louise, better slow down, I'll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket.
Janice Poledziewski February 27, 2013 at 05:13 pm
Uh-oh, Rusty. That sign says the next hydrant is ten miles!
Mike Zemaitis February 27, 2013 at 05:23 pm
"Okay. Now pull in by that sign that reads Pet Adoption Center".
Rick Smentek February 27, 2013 at 05:46 pm
"No leash, No tags, No seatbelt....is there anything else you could POSSIBLY do to get our names in the Tinley Park police blotter"????
Jim Wilson February 27, 2013 at 09:04 pm
"Remember, you can't park within 15 feet of a fire hydrant "
margaret m phelan February 27, 2013 at 09:05 pm
OH GRRREAT!!! I told you!! Animal control is flashing behind us and you don't have your seatbelt on!
nick February 27, 2013 at 10:50 pm
Just because the Chihuahua next door said all the illegal's get to vote without showing an ID, I still don't think they are going to let you vote down at the poling place.
Irish Ross February 27, 2013 at 11:35 pm
"Trust me! Dog 'N Suds is NOT a lounge for canines.
Irish Ross February 27, 2013 at 11:46 pm
"Don't panic, just tell him you're having a ruff day."
tommy d. February 28, 2013 at 01:32 am
well,the govenor is letting certain people drive without legal driving licenceses,might as well,give a dog his day,,,hey,at least the dog has his rabies shot....thats legal''''
Bob Laird February 28, 2013 at 01:36 am
Huckleberry, I know you think I drive too slow, but the academy awards don't start for another half hour.
tommy d. February 28, 2013 at 01:37 am
no-sorry roxy,,this is the state of illinois,you cannot put dog treats in the tollbooth,thats a 200 hundred dollar fine,and 10 days of community service...
Amazed February 28, 2013 at 04:04 am
Doggone it Boy!!! Watch the road! You almost ran over that cat!
tommy d. February 28, 2013 at 04:37 am
just leave me alone,,according to mapquest,if I take a left here,I WILL FIND THE BONE.
eevans February 28, 2013 at 03:04 pm
No. You can't stop at a fire hydrant.
Walt Schilling February 28, 2013 at 05:20 pm
Quit complaining! That officer didn't stop you for being a dog, he stopped you because you were speeding.
medic March 3, 2013 at 08:18 pm
And they said, "You can't teach an old DOG, new tricks!" Wait 'til they see this!
Leda March 4, 2013 at 03:19 pm
.....it's fine to stick your head out the window when you're a passenger, but it is not acceptable when you're driving"
Mike S March 4, 2013 at 04:33 pm
That's a parking meter Sport, not a pay toilet . The park is 3 blocks up !!!
Tom March 5, 2013 at 02:15 pm
"Are we there yet?"
S. K. March 6, 2013 at 08:14 pm
"Wow, so you did you buy this car Duke?"
"Nope, it's still on leash."
S. K. March 6, 2013 at 08:17 pm
Better version: "Quit whining! That officer didn't stop you for being a dog, he stopped you because you were speeding." "He still didn't have to be so ruff about it!"
S. K. March 6, 2013 at 08:21 pm
Wow... that's twisted. ... I like it!
Mary Viera April 3, 2013 at 02:48 pm
I most certainly DID NOT aim for that cat!

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Stephanie, not sure how to do so. Joe, thanks for your concern. We are still hoping to find someoneRead More here that may know of the dog. We are not looking to cause it any harm, just looking for information.
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My email is selv2006@Yahoo.com please email me as soon as you get this
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I hope that you find the owners of that pet! I bring my black Shepherd up there when we go...oneRead More reason I don't let my dog go with neighbors is because neighbors can't control him like we do. The owners should have been more responsible. I'm glad that your daughter is alright and I hope that you find the owners of this dog!
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