Make Us Laugh: Add the Punchline to Our Comic
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Arthur Huff, who provided this winning punchline to last week's comic:
Ya know what scares people more than a dismal economy and no end in sight??? Clowns.
Lynn Chesters
7:12 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I'd like to be the next "Speaker of the House".
Steve Burke
8:14 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
"Don't worry about pardoning me, save it for some buddy in Chicago."
H. E. Kraeger
8:20 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
These quibbling Republican turkeys are an insult to my name.
Terri
11:32 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Good one!
Susan
9:10 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Turkey to Turkey.......
Colleen E. Gallaway
9:27 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
The Turkey is saying, "Who's the Turkey"? Obama without his teleprompter says " Grovel, Grovel".
Anita
9:00 am on Friday, November 18, 2011
I really like this caption. Clever, clever!
Jangs78
9:50 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
"Gobble, Gobble....ooohhhh, I thought you said rob and hobble. Guess I have a lot of explainng to do to America."
Michael Horan
10:28 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
"I'm the one turkey in the room that was born in the good ol' U.S. of A."
Frank
11:13 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Republican or democrat ? Are you registered to vote, we ran out of tombstones
Norma Schulfer
11:15 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
"I agree with Michelle, we need to eat more fruits and vegetables."
Jamie Paicely
11:55 am on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
:) I like this one!
lisa martin
1:17 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Who are you calling turkey ... turkey?
Jenny C
1:23 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Isn't now a good time to push for pork?
Scott Johansen
1:44 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
If I had been the national bird like Dr. Franklin wanted, you'd all be eating eagle next week!!!
Scott Johansen
1:45 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
That's right......I'm the Turkish ambassador!!
jt
1:56 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I'm the ghost of Christmas future.. Our fates will be the same next fall..
Sheila Stump
2:32 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
From one turkey to another, I don't know which one of us is gonna get fried next.
Dan
2:34 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I hope the american people know which one the turkey is?
Richard DeVries
2:44 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Do you have the key to the bathroom?
Dan
3:14 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I want to intoduce you to my little friend.
Dan
3:15 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Id like to smack the smile off your face.
But i dont have any hands.
Dan
3:16 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Crap on my carpet again and your dead meat.
Dan
3:19 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY SNOOD AND I WONT MAKE FUN OF YOUR EARS.
Mike Seymour
3:20 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Sorry, Mr. Turkey. I wanted to pardon you, but Congress wouldn't pass the bill.
Lee David Schneider
5:42 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
I beg your pardon.
Maggie
7:39 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Turkey: Why is it Mr. President that no one can afford to buy me this Thanksgiving?
Obama: Don't worry Mr. Turkey I'll build you a coop in the back and feed you forever.
A.M.
10:59 pm on Wednesday, November 16, 2011
What?!?! You want to CHANGE places right now?!?! I am going to have to say NO WE CAN'T!!! I'd much rather my density than yours!!!
eastEPresident
8:18 am on Thursday, November 17, 2011
Thank you for saving me this year Mr. President, unfortunately I'm pretty sure we're both cooked next year.
Bug McBride
11:40 am on Thursday, November 17, 2011
Sorry for the short notice, but I am going to need the 24th off.
Russ
1:51 pm on Thursday, November 17, 2011
The Republican presidential slate makes me look intelligent,said the turkey.
Christopher Sawyer
2:13 pm on Thursday, November 17, 2011
I'm running in November too...
Christopher Sawyer
4:01 pm on Thursday, November 17, 2011
"Unemployment is at 9%. They want cooked goose."
Irene Ahern Smith
6:09 am on Friday, November 18, 2011
"They say we're both turkeys. How come I'm the one they always eat?!"
Christopher Sawyer
3:07 pm on Friday, November 18, 2011
"I know what I look like but I AM the bill from the supercommittee!"
John
10:48 am on Sunday, November 20, 2011
Turkey looking into O's ear........hmmmm there really is a black hole, yet i see a light at the end of the tunnel. (almost oxymoronic)
Mike
10:22 pm on Sunday, November 20, 2011
What do you mean my pardon depends on congress okaying it?
Dennis Robaugh
12:49 am on Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Great captions this week. This one seemed timely and clever. Congratulations to our comic caption challenge winner Norma Schulfer.
"I agree with Michelle, we need to eat more fruits and vegetables."