Add the Punchline to Our Turkey Comic
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Norma Schulfer, who provided this winning punchline to last week's comic:
I agree with Michelle, we need to eat more fruits and vegetables.
DLC DAVE
6:57 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
looks like I will be keeping 4 drunks off the roads this Holiday
Spyder
8:09 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Shoulldn't we have "brined" the turkey 1st?
DLC DAVE
8:16 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
turkey's go gobble gobble gobble,not guzzle guzzle,guzzle
Cori
8:18 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Hey guys, I need this more than you do!
Jangs78
8:23 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
"Not only is he drinking our wine, but he didnt take off his shoes which is really the upsetting part!"
Sean Mellin
9:01 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
No, I said last year 'the turkey had a better personality punch drunk', anyway, I don't want to go there this time.
CJM
10:15 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I thought *everyone* knew that it's supposed to be WHITE wine with fowl!
DLC DAVE
10:26 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
*** warning stuffing may contain 12 % alcohol **********
Dan Lambert
11:43 am on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I knew buying organic meant the turkey would be fresher, but this is just ridiculous.
Colleen Capola
1:13 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
"The recipe said marinate, not inebriate...."
Resident
1:47 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I like Colleen Capola's caption best!
Dale Bemis
3:53 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
I think he's trying to settle down the chicken and the duck...........................
Drew Richards
4:07 pm on Wednesday, November 23, 2011
"I hope that's not a DRY wine!!"
Sean Mellin
4:24 am on Thursday, November 24, 2011
WHICH OF YOU SMART A***S WANTS TO MAKE A COMMENT ON MY DRESSING FIRST!
Steve Burke
7:46 am on Thursday, November 24, 2011
I'm relaxing the joints and connective tissue.
Merrit
11:51 am on Thursday, November 24, 2011
"Well, it is a day of sharing after all..."
Colleen Rooney Kelly
11:56 am on Thursday, November 24, 2011
OY...the day I've had! I need this more than you do!!
Ron Wexler
1:57 pm on Thursday, November 24, 2011
You should see what the other one is doing at the kids table!
Lorraine Swanson
1:25 am on Friday, November 25, 2011
Ron has my vote!
Ben Feldheim
9:53 am on Friday, November 25, 2011
Nicely done.
Toren
2:35 pm on Thursday, November 24, 2011
Party Fowl!
Paul Dailing
10:43 pm on Thursday, November 24, 2011
Ha! OK, this one gets my vote.
Lorraine Swanson
3:17 pm on Thursday, November 24, 2011
It's 5 p.m. somewhere.
Ron Wexler
3:18 pm on Thursday, November 24, 2011
Hes so fowl when hes drunk!
Ben Feldheim
9:53 am on Friday, November 25, 2011
Brined.
Mike Seymour
10:57 pm on Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Great, there goes our designated driver.