Add the Punchline to Our Office Dinosaur Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Teammate, who provided the winning punchline to last week's chicken comic:
Did you seriously just ask me if I want to cluck? This is the worst blind date ever!
Frank
7:17 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
So you have a mokey on your back , want to trade?
Frank
7:18 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
I thought I had troubles with my boss
Nicholas R. Byerley
7:43 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
New parental controls! You go to a bad website you lose your arm!
Karen
7:48 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Wow, after all these centuries man still uses tablets to write!
Karen
8:00 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
If I eat that will it make my brain bigger, too?
CJM
8:08 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Look at poor Dino's arms. I wonder if that ergonomic keyboard would have prevented his carpal tunnel.
CJM
8:10 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
People call *me* a dinosaur, but who's the one working on the Apple 2E?
CJM
8:19 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
No Dino, I don't want to go to lunch. I told you I was drunk...it was just a one-night experiment kind of thing. Let's keep it professional, or I'm going to HR.
Karen
8:25 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Sorry you forgot your lunch Dino, but no, you cannot have my Apple. Its as old as you are!
Deb Melchert
8:33 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Uh oh, the boss is serious, no more solitaire at work!!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:45 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
When they told me there was a thesaurus at the front desk I thought they finally hired another dinosaur around here.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:47 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Tea Rex? I just made myself a cup.
CJM
9:17 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Groanworthy in a very good way! :)
james perry
9:41 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
The rest of the office has a laugh as Hank falls for the oldest trick in the book.................National Bring your Mother- in -law to Work Day.
Glenn E. Wierzbicki
9:42 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Jeez...and I thought I was a non technolic dinosaur....
james perry
9:44 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Joe has second thoughts about his new job at "Carnivor Cruise Lines"
james perry
9:46 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
dont move or make eye contact and the boss will eventually go away
Glenn E. Wierzbicki
9:46 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
No... Im telling you, they hit central, alt.,delete and next thing I knew, I was extinct...
james perry
9:52 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Going "Old Old School" with the new big oil company mascot.....
babyboomer
10:07 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
So, you think that Ancestory.com is the place to trace my family?
Jim Hankes
10:09 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
His tail is up, that means you have about two more minutes to launch The Mesozoic Era Patch.
Lauren Traut
10:55 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
THIS. Is amazing.
suspicious thoughts
10:55 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
keep staring at the maze on the screen, wait for it, wait for it.........
James Traut
12:42 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Dinosaur porn....now I've seen it all.
James Traut
12:46 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
From Robert Schmidt my coworker..."You're waisting your time training him, he can't even reach the key board."
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:23 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Why do you guys all think it's me who keeps requesting a bidet in the bathroom?
james perry
8:51 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
the new boss doesnt understand the idea of managing people at "arms length".....
james perry
8:59 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
There it is !!! I love glam rock.......crank it up !!!! Get it on....bang a gong...get it on
james perry
10:11 pm on Sunday, March 18, 2012
for those of you born before 1980
james perry
9:19 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
office morale was suffering because the boss wouldn't stoop to give them the occassional "pat on the back"
Scott
7:52 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012
"What do you mean I'm not invited to the White Elephant Party?!?!
Simply because I've been attending many more years that everyone here??"
MS
9:01 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012
The back office knew he was a Bear once ... "Still on free agency Rex?"
Hoghead
1:54 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
I'm glad I didn't have to call the Help Desk
Stephen B. Siefferman DDS
11:05 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Thats Facebook. ? ....gee , I thought it was a menu with pictures !
kim johnston
2:26 am on Saturday, March 17, 2012
Excuse me sir, would you kindly quit breathing down my back. I can't work like this.
Armand Loisen
9:48 am on Saturday, March 17, 2012
Someone is watching you.
Glenn E. Wierzbicki
1:22 am on Monday, March 19, 2012
Hope the dinosaur thing becomes extinct soon....
Leda
10:18 am on Tuesday, March 20, 2012
"Hey, Dino and Fred, Mr Slate is waiting for that report..."