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Add the Punchline to Our Office Dinosaur Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

 
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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Teammate, who provided the winning punchline to last week's chicken comic:

Did you seriously just ask me if I want to cluck? This is the worst blind date ever!

Related Topics: Caption Contest, dinosaur cartoon, and office comic
What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

Frank

7:17 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

So you have a mokey on your back , want to trade?

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Frank

7:18 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I thought I had troubles with my boss

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Nicholas R. Byerley

7:43 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

New parental controls! You go to a bad website you lose your arm!

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Karen

7:48 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Wow, after all these centuries man still uses tablets to write!

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Karen

8:00 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

If I eat that will it make my brain bigger, too?

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CJM

8:08 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Look at poor Dino's arms. I wonder if that ergonomic keyboard would have prevented his carpal tunnel.

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CJM

8:10 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

People call *me* a dinosaur, but who's the one working on the Apple 2E?

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CJM

8:19 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

No Dino, I don't want to go to lunch. I told you I was drunk...it was just a one-night experiment kind of thing. Let's keep it professional, or I'm going to HR.

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Karen

8:25 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Sorry you forgot your lunch Dino, but no, you cannot have my Apple. Its as old as you are!

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Deb Melchert

8:33 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Uh oh, the boss is serious, no more solitaire at work!!

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

8:45 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

When they told me there was a thesaurus at the front desk I thought they finally hired another dinosaur around here.

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CJM

9:17 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Groanworthy in a very good way! :)

james perry

9:41 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The rest of the office has a laugh as Hank falls for the oldest trick in the book.................National Bring your Mother- in -law to Work Day.

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Glenn E. Wierzbicki

9:42 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Jeez...and I thought I was a non technolic dinosaur....

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james perry

9:44 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Joe has second thoughts about his new job at "Carnivor Cruise Lines"

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james perry

9:46 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

dont move or make eye contact and the boss will eventually go away

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Glenn E. Wierzbicki

9:46 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

No... Im telling you, they hit central, alt.,delete and next thing I knew, I was extinct...

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james perry

9:52 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Going "Old Old School" with the new big oil company mascot.....

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babyboomer

10:07 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

So, you think that Ancestory.com is the place to trace my family?

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Jim Hankes

10:09 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

His tail is up, that means you have about two more minutes to launch The Mesozoic Era Patch.

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suspicious thoughts

10:55 am on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

keep staring at the maze on the screen, wait for it, wait for it.........

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James Traut

12:42 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Dinosaur porn....now I've seen it all.

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James Traut

12:46 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

From Robert Schmidt my coworker..."You're waisting your time training him, he can't even reach the key board."

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

8:23 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Why do you guys all think it's me who keeps requesting a bidet in the bathroom?

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james perry

8:51 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

the new boss doesnt understand the idea of managing people at "arms length".....

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james perry

8:59 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

There it is !!! I love glam rock.......crank it up !!!! Get it on....bang a gong...get it on

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james perry

10:11 pm on Sunday, March 18, 2012

for those of you born before 1980

james perry

9:19 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012

office morale was suffering because the boss wouldn't stoop to give them the occassional "pat on the back"

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Scott

7:52 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012

"What do you mean I'm not invited to the White Elephant Party?!?!

Simply because I've been attending many more years that everyone here??"

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MS

9:01 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012

The back office knew he was a Bear once ... "Still on free agency Rex?"

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Hoghead

1:54 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012

I'm glad I didn't have to call the Help Desk

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Stephen B. Siefferman DDS

11:05 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012

Thats Facebook. ? ....gee , I thought it was a menu with pictures !

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kim johnston

2:26 am on Saturday, March 17, 2012

Excuse me sir, would you kindly quit breathing down my back. I can't work like this.

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Glenn E. Wierzbicki

1:22 am on Monday, March 19, 2012

Hope the dinosaur thing becomes extinct soon....

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Leda

10:18 am on Tuesday, March 20, 2012

"Hey, Dino and Fred, Mr Slate is waiting for that report..."

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