Add the Punchline to Our Man on Fire Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to The Guru, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Crawling in the Desert comic:
Perhaps the memo was not clear. When we said your job was outsourced to India, we didn't mean for you to show up.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
7:13 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Who still thinks it was a good idea to hire the Tibetan Monk?
Billable Hours
7:15 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
John why don't you just take the day off? Your shingles are really flaring up!
Russ Petrick
7:39 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
I may be the only one hotter than the White Sox right now!!
Billable Hours
8:44 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
(Please insert movie trailer voice) In a world where greed rules. Where investment banker CEOs and common sense collide in an epic battle. One man will embark on a journey. A hero will rise and an Empire will fall. This summer be prepared for the movie which will have everyone trying to catch their breath as The Human Torch goes undercover as............Rick From Accounting! Please check local listing for show times at a theatre near you.
Chronicles of Bob
8:15 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Is this a sequel, because it sounds like a Nick Cage movie? The one where he is on a plane taken over by cons, as he's on his way to a honeymoon in Vegas...
Billable Hours
9:52 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
No, but it was directed by Adam Shankman. You may remember him as the guy who directed the 2005 Vin Diesel megahit The Pacifier. It grossed more than $3,200 worldwide, which is impressive for a Vin Diesel movie.
Leda
9:37 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
"I DO NOT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT! I AM NOT A HOT HEAD!!"
Glenn E. Wierzbicki
9:47 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
You gotta quit putting hot sauce on your eggs in the morning...
The Guru
10:00 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Somebodys gotta tell Bill to stop buying cheap tanning cream on the internet.
Glenn E. Wierzbicki
10:03 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Hunka Hunka burnin love.....
Man on the Street
10:40 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
We can’t have smore's without a toasty marshmallow, right? When the marshmallows are done, carefully stir up your hot chocolate.
Ooftus Gooftus
10:51 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Fireboy, I checked and see, you've got a fever of 103,
Water Girl is coming to set you free!!!
minnie ha ha
10:58 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
You're always on fire, Charlie....
Anger management, dude.
Hold off 'till the Olympics
MrSmackAttack
11:06 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
The Contour Ab Belt commercial said i COULD wear this thing all day, even under my suit
MrSmackAttack
11:10 am on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Wow...Back in my day, the mob would blow up your car...they have become so efficient.
TPMom
12:10 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
YOUR FIRED!
cindy
12:27 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
I"m not smoking, I am on fi~yah!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
1:25 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Nobody panic, I saw this in a commercial once! Melissa hand me a Tucks Medicated Pad!
Billable Hours
1:51 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
The name of my invention is simply called the A-Hole Tester. I came up with this idea while at my neighbor Bob's house. He knows everything, just ask him. Anyway, we were always lighting our farts on fire while watching Fox News. I realized that if an A-hole were to blow on an open flame they instantly burst into flames. Now that I think about it, I can't remember that last time I didn't see Bob on fire. Anyway, who would like to fund my invention and get my idea off the ground?
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk
9:26 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
your idea sound suspiciously familiar to my "Gay Hole Tester" You should be expecting letter from my lawyer.
Billable Hours
10:04 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Doctor I am sorry for any confusion, but I'm failing to see how my "A-Hole Tester" invention could be confused with your "Gay Hole Tester" body part!
Kathie
2:32 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
There are always a few people running around with their hair on fire around here.
Rob Piorkowski
4:53 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Next thing i know there is a giant ant above me with a magnifying glass....
Nella
4:53 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
What do I know ? I thought OPA was greek for look in the pan.
Moe
5:11 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
A typical Republican full of hot air and no real solutions!
Bob
12:55 pm on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Why did we hire this Dem liberal? He has plenty of fire but no brains or substance!
WA Mama
5:45 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Geez, Rick, you're always such a hothead at these meetings.
Patti D
8:24 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Looks like John had some of those ghost peppers for lunch again!!
Larry S. Kociolek
9:13 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Why is it everytime we have a meeting, Fred turns into a 'Hot Head;!
Martina Pohl-Martin
11:09 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Kumbaya my Lord........
anthony
12:23 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
All I did was lie cheat and steal..Why did you light me on fire? It was just a joke.....
Hernendo RevolveR
3:17 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
I can't have that dog in here! I can't have that!
Chronicles of Bob
8:18 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Has anyone seen my pants?
Billable Hours
10:00 am on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Maybe you left them next to Dr. Nguyen Van Falk's "Gay Hole Tester".
Bob
12:52 pm on Thursday, May 31, 2012
Ummmm....we said we were looking for a new executive with a fire IN HIS BELLY!!!!!
Rommazontz
6:09 pm on Thursday, May 31, 2012
"okay....Carl's gonna update us on the company barbecue."
Rommazontz
6:12 pm on Thursday, May 31, 2012
"Anybody mind if I smoke."
Rommazontz
6:21 pm on Thursday, May 31, 2012
"Who farted?"
Josh S.
7:24 pm on Thursday, May 31, 2012
I am blowing your minds right now, aren't I. Look at Tina's face, she just pooped her pants!
Leda
12:16 pm on Monday, June 4, 2012
Q: What's 300lbs and breathes fire?
A: My wife PMSing....that's what!
Tom
3:26 pm on Monday, June 4, 2012
Starved for attention again, Bob?
Bob
10:24 pm on Monday, June 4, 2012
No more than you, Tom. The difference is that I made a post on topic with some humor and thought. That's in contrast with your post, which showed neither, probably reflecting its poster!
Tom
11:32 pm on Monday, June 4, 2012
Um, bob...that was my caption. I hadn't even read your posting. Jeez.
Bob
7:52 am on Tuesday, June 5, 2012
HA HA! My apologies, Tom. I've been taking so much flack lately that I made the presumptuous assumption that because you uused my name you were talking about me! I need a vacation.......
mom
7:11 pm on Monday, June 4, 2012
Rob P's is my favorite!!
eric nelson
2:34 pm on Sunday, August 26, 2012
Hey you said I should fired up at the next meeting