Add the Punchline to Our Little Red Wagon Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Joel, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Polar Bear comic:
Oh honey, I'm Bi-Polar.
deborah
7:55 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I'm supporting a local business!
minnie ha ha
8:22 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
My name is Bill Daley, and I'm running for Congress, would appreciate your support.
David Lawrence Konen
9:29 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
boy, are YOU so funny!
Rob Piorkowski
9:36 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Hey look at me! Commuting to work and NO carbon footprint!
James
9:45 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
What are you looking at? It costs me a bag of cookies to and from work and no jibber jabber on a cell phone while driving
David Lawrence Konen
9:31 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
SO funny, I can understand and relate to this!
Tom
11:18 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
My other car is a Big Wheel.
Virginia Chandler
1:53 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Fuel prices just got the best of me!
Billable Hours
2:08 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Hey, what do you have under the hood? I don't know....maybe an A cup.
Cori
3:13 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Well, I had to give up either paying for gas or paying for a driver.
Aaron A
4:51 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
What's you MPG on the highway in that baby?
David Lawrence Konen
9:32 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Here's ANOTHER funny one!
David Lawrence Konen
9:28 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
I feel SORRY for you, bud! I'm going on a FREE ride, with my daughter taking me!
Mike F.
11:21 pm on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Oh look, Vera's mommy is taking him for a ride.
Joe Wilson
9:20 am on Thursday, December 6, 2012
I asked for a GPS. I got a G-ail P-atricia S-miley! I should've been more specific, I guess.
David Lawrence Konen
3:44 pm on Thursday, December 6, 2012
a VERY funny punchline, at best!
JoAnne Poppie
10:45 am on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Oh crap, is this the multiple rider lane?
David Lawrence Konen
3:56 pm on Thursday, December 6, 2012
a FUNNY one, my good friend - you reminded me of how my mother would drive to work WITH me in the car, so she could use the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lane in Houston. I think this was ONE was traffic in Houston lessened.
dawn
2:33 pm on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
David Lawrence Konen
3:00 pm on Thursday, December 6, 2012
Dawn, your punchline is JUST as funny, if not FUNNIER, than mine!
dawn
8:34 am on Friday, December 7, 2012
Ah thank you Dave!
David Lawrence Konen
12:22 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
Your very welcome, Dawn - about the ONLY problem is, I can't drive because of problems I have which are related to seizures. I've been riding bikes for quite a while, only until recently, when my left hip became SO uncomfortable riding on bikes.
BigFatTrouble
1:17 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
What's the matter? You never heard of the wagon lane!
BigFatTrouble
1:48 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
Just slipping on by on LSD Friday night trouble bound.
Bob Laird
3:12 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide.
eliyoyo
2:13 pm on Friday, December 7, 2012
Bashar......gotcha!!!
dawn
5:16 pm on Saturday, December 8, 2012
@dave, yeah driving a car and having a seizure isn't good, I have seen it before on my job (paramedic). I started riding a bike and it hurts my butt bone! Lol I need a good seat . Well good luck to you.
David Lawrence Konen
1:41 am on Sunday, December 9, 2012
TELL ME ABOUT THIS. I remember someone who was also named David who worked as a shift manager at a Taco Bell, and I had heard HE was driving a car. Had made me think he was just a "walking time bomb" since I'm sure someday, he'll get into some accident, and be detained by an officer. As for bike seats, usually the BEST thing to do is to put a gel-pack insert (I believe) ON the seat, stretching it so that it would FIT the size of the seat. THAT way, you'd feel a bit more comfortable as you rode bikes.
dawn
10:02 am on Thursday, December 13, 2012
So who won this one? I can't find the results