Add the Punchline to Our Dog Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Sheila Applebee, of Tinley Park, who provided this winning punchline to last week's New Year's cartoon:
Good luck with that 2012 election, kid. I looked like you until 2 months ago.
Kenneth Munro
6:24 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Better to get a hairpiece like Trump.
4th wright
7:11 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
You should have gone with the deluxe hair-replacement plan, Robert.
Janet
7:50 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
His owner said "fetch the ball".
Joe O'Hara
8:14 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
"It may be a dog eat dog world at the office, but it's a dog eat man world here at home."
Joel
9:35 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
"I told him to fetch me a man. You'll do."
WA Mama
2:13 pm on Thursday, January 5, 2012
And it's JOEL for the WIN!!!
John Zawaski
10:38 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Whattup Dawg??
John
OakLawnBill
10:45 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
I don't think that is what is meant by hair of the dog after New Year's celebration.
Blackhawks Fan
11:28 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Bad day at the office dear!
Brian Callahan
11:37 am on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Dear,
I told you your hair gel smelled like liverworst...
Glenn E. Wierzbicki
12:31 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Nice head gear honey...
siumom
1:20 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
I think Rusty is trying to help you decide about getting that hair transplant this year.
Doug
2:15 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
It worked better in Dumb and Dumber!
Brett Rush
2:35 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
How was obedience class?
Resident
4:24 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Fido heard from Chicago Alderman Robert W. Fioretti's dog Fluffy that I'm on the Board for Breed Specific Legislation.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
6:25 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
How am I supposed to know where the dog got the bottle of Crazy Glue to chew? Just put on a bra and take me to the hospital already!!!
John M
6:40 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Ummm...I thought you were supposed to dog ear the files.
Doug
7:06 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Look whose home. Dumb and Dumber.
John M
7:34 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Ummmm...I think you were just supposed to dog ear...the...files.
Kathleen Bard Richmond
10:50 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
I did call our vet, dear! He said to take 2 aspirin and call him in the morning!
Michelle White
10:58 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
So, let me get this straight. Your boss went on vacation and left his dog to bite your head off? Hmmm, good cross training!
J
11:35 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
So Martha .... Can you tell, corporate took another bite out of my paycheck. What's new?
Lori
11:44 pm on Wednesday, January 4, 2012
He's not my type!
ken
3:14 am on Thursday, January 5, 2012
You really think this hair follicle stimulation will work?
Kathleen Bard Richmond
7:41 am on Thursday, January 5, 2012
Looks like you and Sparky have been watching too many of those old re-runs of 'Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier' again!
Lori
7:49 am on Thursday, January 5, 2012
I told you not to bring home any strays.
Andrea Williams
9:13 am on Thursday, January 5, 2012
Apparently the dog doesn't want me in his house either....
CJM
2:34 pm on Thursday, January 5, 2012
Bad Dog! I told you no people food!
Michelle White
9:41 pm on Thursday, January 5, 2012
Someone has beaten me to the punch, I see.
Michelle White
9:46 pm on Thursday, January 5, 2012
Does this mean our dinner date is off?
Kim Johnston
5:06 am on Friday, January 6, 2012
"Guess who's coming to dinner, Hon"
Stephen B. Siefferman DDS
8:58 am on Friday, January 6, 2012
Your new hair growth formula has One undesirable side effect !!!
Michelle White
11:33 am on Friday, January 6, 2012
You stopped answering your emails again, huh?
Leda
9:41 am on Monday, January 9, 2012
I think he's still mad at you for having him neutered.
Leda
10:00 am on Monday, January 9, 2012
Well, at least he's not on your leg anymore.
Doug
11:43 am on Monday, January 9, 2012
I vote for Leda - "Well, at least he's not on your leg anymore."
Michelle White
12:39 pm on Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Did you get a receipt?
Michelle White
3:17 pm on Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Let's hear your excuse on why you're late this time.
Michelle White
3:19 pm on Tuesday, January 10, 2012
And that is why I said a cat.
kurt rosenberg
6:32 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Fido.
Stop bringing men home,I'm married.
nick
11:42 am on Sunday, January 22, 2012
Sorry, my dog doesn't like Jehovah Witnesses.
Lori
2:40 pm on Sunday, January 22, 2012
I vote for leda also