" IS that Limburger? Looks good, but It REALLY stinks!"

Doc, um....r u sure we're in Chicago?

This Sunday it will come to light, what really ails you......you suck!!! It's terminal, there is no cure....

Doctor, did you become a proctologist so that you could understand Packer fans better?

THE CHEESE LOOKS GOOD! BUT I'D RATHER HAVE YOUR NOSE FULL OF NICKELS!

"I had sex with your wife"

Bear Jobs Uncensored.....I should have known this porno was going to be awful!!!!

"umm, doc, you realize that by putting cheese on your head you're practically begging me to eat you."

Hey Doc, I can see you lost the bet with your Packer fan friend, but did he force you to wear that false nose along with the cheese hat and shoes? Are you supposed to steal our game plan and smuggle it out in there?

Whew!?! Its only terminal cancer. I thought you were gonna tell me i had to move to Wisconsin.

Mike Tice!?!

Uhhhhhh, I think I'll get a second opinion.

" I dunno doc- I feel lethargic and irritable. "

" It appears you've started hibernating early this year "

"Don't get me wrong, head cheese is great, but it sends me to the woods somethin' fierce."

" Hey Doc, I knew you were cheesy, but isn't bearing that hat a bit over the top?"

Republicans are icky.

" It's fromunda cheese."

Is that cheese on your head or are you glad to see me?

You're asking me if a Bear dumps in the woods? Does a Packer fan have a big nose and eat cheese?

bear with me doc ,cheese always upsets me

OK, fun's fun. Now can I take off this costume and get back to work?

So... uh... yeah Doc it does make me look passed your nose

"Nobody in Chicago could help me, so I thought I'd try my luck up here."
"What seems to be the problem?"
"Well Doc, it's my offensive line. It's been killing me all year!"

Doc, I am having trouble shiting in woods. And those Packer fans are making fun of me.

Almost a BEAR Fan.

I know you're my doctor and all, ....but I sometimes think you don't want me to get better ...