Add the Punchline to Our Begging Man Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to MrSmackAttack, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Man on Fire comic:
Wow ... Back in my day, the mob would blow up our car ... they have become so efficient.
Bob
7:23 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Boy, those animal rights lobbyists REALLY know how to get to the Senator!
minnie ha ha
7:32 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
PBR for all my two legged friends !!!!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
7:41 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Now sis will you cancel the wedding?
MrSmackAttack
8:27 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Looks like Spudz McKenzie had a little work done, huh ????
Cathy
8:35 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
We've been married for 10 years and I've never gotten him to listen to me like that!!
Billable Hours
8:45 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
The doctor said it's from too many concussions!
Katie Kelly
4:01 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
that's ridiculously pathetic, shame on you
Kevin Clifford
4:02 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
That caption makes you sound like you've had a few concussions!
Mesmolin
9:28 am on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
It all started when he would have a beer right after dog obedience class.
Ooftus Gooftus
12:22 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
If I throw a stick will you leave?
Billable Hours
1:02 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Ugh, is that what I think it is? Yep that's his red rocket! No I was talking about the beer being Miller Lite!
Katie Kelly
4:03 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
wow that's so lame.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
1:26 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Good thinking Max! I thought he would never stop humping our legs!
JP
2:14 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Wait...... so which is the old dog and which is the new trick???
Chronicles of Bob
3:04 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Wow! Imagine what he would do if you teased him with your cans Lois?
Chronicles of Bob
3:05 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
A Mormon wedding.
Billable Hours
4:14 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Oh really Jane, you think this is pathetic? Well I think you're pathetic and I'm sleeping with your sister!!!
Katie Kelly
4:03 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
You're a scumbag Bill! Ha!
Kevin Clifford
4:04 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Well now that's just distrubing.
Chiggitty
6:21 pm on Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Payback is a.... female dog teasing you with one of YOUR treats!
Knox B. Nancy
5:43 am on Thursday, June 7, 2012
Here Wee-Go!!
Joe Plomin
7:14 am on Thursday, June 7, 2012
"Your in the rght place" for a dog eat dog world.
Bob
8:16 am on Thursday, June 7, 2012
How does he hold that can without any fingers?
James Traut
9:22 am on Thursday, June 7, 2012
He use to look at me like that.
James Traut
9:34 am on Thursday, June 7, 2012
My idea of doing it doggy style is I make him sit up and beg for an hour than I roll over and play dead.
Ooftus Gooftus
11:49 am on Thursday, June 7, 2012
Having Big Tongue Syndrome affliction works for me, if you know what I mean.
anthony
2:51 pm on Thursday, June 7, 2012
Give the girls what they want...Get what you want...
minnie ha ha
2:52 pm on Thursday, June 7, 2012
He does this for beer. You should see what he does for sex.
rudedog
1:29 pm on Friday, June 8, 2012
Can I make an appointment for my husband?
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
2:07 pm on Friday, June 8, 2012
Please tell me I don't look that pathetic when he holds up my book 50 Shades of Grey!
Chronicles of Bob
10:59 pm on Friday, June 8, 2012
Ummm, what? I think that book is about Pearl jam... 50 songs, that all sound the same.
Leda
2:15 pm on Friday, June 8, 2012
"I also never have to worry about the toilet seat being up anymore, he does his business outside"
Leda
2:21 pm on Friday, June 8, 2012
"If he licks himself, I'm leaving"
Tom
9:19 pm on Friday, June 8, 2012
"You're right, Mrs. Pavlov -- it is the next logical step."
Katie Kelly
4:05 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
that dog has a big nose, it must be a Jew-dog! Get it, Get it! HaHa!
Kevin Clifford
4:06 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
That is wrong, racist, discriminating, demeaning, and terrible!
Katie Kelly
4:10 pm on Wednesday, June 20, 2012
I know! Haha! Thank you! Yes!
eric nelson
2:37 pm on Sunday, August 26, 2012
bacon bacon I smell bacon gimme the bacon