Add a Punchline to Our Gift Return Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Ron Szwajkowski, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Rudolph and Santa comic:
I thought I saw Blitzens collar in the trash when we pulled up
Lisa Landvogt
7:14 am on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
I'd like to exchange this dog for a cat please.
Karen Cardinale
7:18 am on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
One size does not fit all!
Rich
12:26 pm on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
" I'd like to return this man for a smaller size " !
Catherine
1:01 pm on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
I gave a lot of gifts for Christmas, but all I got was this stupid hat!
Pat C.
2:52 pm on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Catherine,
Christmas is about giving, not getting. Next Christmas just hold back on the gifts
Happy Camper
3:05 pm on Wednesday, December 26, 2012
What do you mean I can't return it after I've worn it. I have the receipt right here.
Rebecca
2:10 am on Thursday, December 27, 2012
He would like to return me for a full refund please!!!
Christy
3:35 am on Thursday, December 27, 2012
I asked for a warm fluffy hat not a hat named "Fluffy"
Oak Lawn Lifer
8:16 am on Thursday, December 27, 2012
I like to return this Beef Jerky Hat after I unwedge my dog from my head
bill.hogan@gmail.com
11:57 am on Thursday, December 27, 2012
This sweater...it's really not my color.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
6:24 pm on Thursday, December 27, 2012
I would have returned the matching underwear, but I was afraid I'd offend everyone!
Jim tatlock
9:35 pm on Tuesday, January 1, 2013
I'm sorry Rover but your human has way too much wear, so you are not able to return him. Try the second hand store down the street.
Frank
6:37 am on Friday, January 4, 2013
I wanted a head warmer not a head hunter