Add a Punchline to Our Driving Dog Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Kate Doyle for the winning punchline to last week's Kangaroos cartoon:
This is the last time we pick up hitch hikers.
dave markusic
7:02 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
This is not what they mentioned when they said designated driver......!!!!!
Chronicles of Bob
8:09 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Dang, I'd sniff that butt!
Chronicles of Bob
8:10 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
When the heck did you grow thumbs?
Bob Laird
8:47 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
We're so busted! You don't have a dog license, much less a drivers license. And I TOLD you to put on your seat belt.
Minister Gayl Caul
8:58 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
C'mon! I'm not that drunk!
Billable Hours
9:34 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Don't worry John you won't have to suffer anymore. The doctor will give you a shot and you'll fall into a peaceful and permanent sleep. You'll always be my best friend and I'll miss you......until me and the pups pick out another human at least.
Chronicles of Bob
9:45 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Umm, what?
S. K.
3:21 pm on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Wow... that's twisted. ... I like it!
Kate Doyle
10:31 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Trading Places 2: The movie.
Happy one
10:54 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
What address did you put into the GPS ?!
Bossman
11:34 am on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
You said you knew how to get to the vet
Kate Doyle
12:05 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Hey Louise, better slow down, I'll just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket.
Janice Poledziewski
12:13 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Uh-oh, Rusty. That sign says the next hydrant is ten miles!
Mike Zemaitis
12:23 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
"Okay. Now pull in by that sign that reads Pet Adoption Center".
Rick Smentek
12:46 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
"No leash, No tags, No seatbelt....is there anything else you could POSSIBLY do to get our names in the Tinley Park police blotter"????
Jim Wilson
4:04 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
"Remember, you can't park within 15 feet of a fire hydrant "
mimi
4:05 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
OH GRRREAT!!! I told you!! Animal control is flashing behind us and you don't have your seatbelt on!
nick
5:50 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Just because the Chihuahua next door said all the illegal's get to vote without showing an ID, I still don't think they are going to let you vote down at the poling place.
Irish Ross
6:35 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
"Trust me! Dog 'N Suds is NOT a lounge for canines.
Irish Ross
6:46 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
"Don't panic, just tell him you're having a ruff day."
tommy d.
8:32 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
well,the govenor is letting certain people drive without legal driving licenceses,might as well,give a dog his day,,,hey,at least the dog has his rabies shot....thats legal''''
Bob Laird
8:36 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Huckleberry, I know you think I drive too slow, but the academy awards don't start for another half hour.
tommy d.
8:37 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
no-sorry roxy,,this is the state of illinois,you cannot put dog treats in the tollbooth,thats a 200 hundred dollar fine,and 10 days of community service...
Amazed
11:04 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Doggone it Boy!!! Watch the road! You almost ran over that cat!
tommy d.
11:37 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013
just leave me alone,,according to mapquest,if I take a left here,I WILL FIND THE BONE.
eevans
10:04 am on Thursday, February 28, 2013
No. You can't stop at a fire hydrant.
Walt
12:20 pm on Thursday, February 28, 2013
Quit complaining! That officer didn't stop you for being a dog, he stopped you because you were speeding.
S. K.
3:17 pm on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Better version: "Quit whining! That officer didn't stop you for being a dog, he stopped you because you were speeding." "He still didn't have to be so ruff about it!"
medic
3:18 pm on Sunday, March 3, 2013
And they said, "You can't teach an old DOG, new tricks!" Wait 'til they see this!
Leda
10:19 am on Monday, March 4, 2013
.....it's fine to stick your head out the window when you're a passenger, but it is not acceptable when you're driving"
Mike S
11:33 am on Monday, March 4, 2013
That's a parking meter Sport, not a pay toilet . The park is 3 blocks up !!!
Tom
9:15 am on Tuesday, March 5, 2013
"Are we there yet?"
S. K.
3:14 pm on Wednesday, March 6, 2013
"Wow, so you did you buy this car Duke?"
"Nope, it's still on leash."
Mary Viera
10:48 am on Wednesday, April 3, 2013
I most certainly DID NOT aim for that cat!